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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 01 - 19 - ID#l1048n
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They came back, said it was gross, and asked us to remake it. (i.redd.it)
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luvhen 188 points 2y ago
electric chair for the customer
teet_teet 54 points 2y ago
My response to everything lately (mostly domestic terrorists) is “electric chair” so I LOVE this.
luvhen 48 points 2y ago
people who order these types of drinks r domestic terrorists asf 👩🏾‍🦯
badatlife15 126 points 2y ago
I feel like there should be a “no shit Sherlock” tax for people who don’t like their hideous creations. I had a guy come through drive thru today and order a caramel frapp with light ice, when I tried clarifying if he actually wanted that or maybe a macchiato, he insisted that he wanted a frappachino and that it was to be made with soy milk and add two shots and just like 4 or 5 ice cubes. So I made it just like that and of course it didn’t fill the cup and the customer looked disappointed when I handed it to him, but as far as I know didn’t bring it back/complain.
humiddefy 49 points 2y ago
Man I hate that shit. I think what happened is people heard Starbucks uses too much ice in their drinks so they should ask for light ice, and think that applies to a frappe too. When someone says light ice in a frappe I usually just make it normally anyway or its going to come out nasty.
cilantroprince 22 points 2y ago
when people ask for light ice with a carmel crunch/mocha cookie/etc. where whip is on the bottom too, it doesn’t work! people don’t realize that and then they get a gross glob of whip on the top that barely has a swirly peak because the liquidy frap can’t hold it up straight!
princesscupcakes69 16 points 2y ago
Some people want their fraps runny 🤷‍♀️
badatlife15 9 points 2y ago
I get that, but asking for just 4 or 5 ice cubes and adding two shots, you really should just get a latte/coffee at that point it’s not a frapp and they spent like $8 on that
yukhentai 66 points 2y ago
WHYYYYYY i wish i never saw this. swamp frap 😩
for_real_analysis 51 points 2y ago
Shrek shake
ssubrednulb 2 points 2y ago
Honestly....swamp water probably tastes better
lilluuvv 53 points 2y ago
a customer came in and ordered this EXACT drink this morning, is this some sorta new trend???
teet_teet 22 points 2y ago
Same here but without chips.
blahblahcapitalism 22 points 2y ago
always the mobiles
MarimBeth 21 points 2y ago
Looks just like the Strawberry Acai with Matcha someone ordered today. Wtf
queightly 29 points 2y ago
strawberry acai/pink drink with matcha is actually pretty good! i’m not a matcha person, and the drink looks gross, but it’s wildly popular w/ the baristas at my store.
MoryhJudiith 7 points 2y ago
came here to say this! pink drinks with matcha is a literal dream
MarimBeth 6 points 2y ago
Y'all need Jesus.

Jk, love you and respect your tastes. I'm just not a matcha fan, esp if it Makes the drink look like swamp water
MoryhJudiith 7 points 2y ago
it looks horrendous lmfao but I personally only use one scoop so the matcha taste isn’t overbearing and use more parts coconut milk than SAR just so the refresher gives it enough sweetness, it reminds me of matcha mochi ice cream
ssubrednulb 1 points 2y ago
A few of our partners have been typing it with oatmilk foam with wm and strawberry puree in it. Kinda tasty in small doses.
CobaltLemon 1 points 2y ago
I tried this and it tasted like sugar
hmrw5807 16 points 2y ago
my 6mo old niece shit that same stuff this weekend.

oh, that’s not baby diarrhea? my b.
mrsnataliehooper 4 points 2y ago
Nah it's different they paid $8 for this yours was free 😂
BeeSwaggy 13 points 2y ago
So when people order a quad shot then an affogato shot,, is it 5 shots total or do you just take one from the quad?
Clairdulunee 13 points 2y ago
It would be 4 shots mixed into the beverage with one shot of espresso poured on top of the beverage at the end. 5 shots in total.
justshootitgirl 9 points 2y ago
ah yes, the what are ye doing in my swamp frap™️
iamsori 5 points 2y ago
I don’t even know where to begin with this one
HippieinBlack 5 points 2y ago
Oh hell no 🤢
applesandshananas 4 points 2y ago
Someone got a matcha frapp with strawberry puree and dragon fruit that looked pretty similar in color to this bad boy 😄 except I feel like one is probably better than the other... haha
sweetyang 3 points 2y ago
Why?!
hhtptai 2 points 2y ago
Should have said the machines were down 😂
mrsnataliehooper 2 points 2y ago
No ice, double blended. Sir. 🤦🏼‍♀️
immortxlsoul 2 points 2y ago
"frappuccino", "double blended", "NO ICE"
catmom821 2 points 2y ago
Well it looks gross ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RareLingonberry 2 points 2y ago
Yo. What the fuck.
SadistSuma 1 points 2y ago
Just reading that sticker made me nauseous 🤢🤚
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