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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 01 - 28 - ID#l7fqin
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What’s your best DTO intro? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by cinnamonmarigold
I’ve been a big fan of “howdy partner” because it feels really authentic to me, but I’ve recently started using a whole,

“Howdy partner! Welcome to the rootin-est, tootin-est Starbucks this side of the Mississippi! How can I help you?”

I’m dreaming of a library of greetings. Whatcha got?
SSFF6B 22 points 2y ago
Welcome to Starbucks, home of the Starbucks, can I take your order?
atkinsonchar 19 points 2y ago
i’m too scared that someone’s not gonna enjoy a fun intro i do but there’s two other partners who alternate funny intros at my store and my fav (that they said to me when i came through the drive thru once) “thank you for choosing starbucks, where the only sweetener we need in our life is you, what can we get started for you?” might be good for the valentines season coming up hahaha
raindragon16 6 points 2y ago
"Welcome to Starbucks, home of the Siren, may I take your order?"

"Welcome to Starbucks, where the Siren lures you in."
bang_ended_scoots 6 points 2y ago
Pretty simple: “Good morning/hi there, what can I get started for you?”
Starbuzksbarizta 5 points 2y ago
“Hey hey hey how can I get you caffeinated today?!” That’s my go to ;)
forevertraineeofSB 4 points 2y ago
“Hiiiiiii thank you for choosing Starbucks! 😊 What can I get for you todayyy?” Bonus: when I say it with absolutely 0% emotion
rio8envy7 4 points 2y ago
Mine’s pretty basic. It’s “Hi. Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get started for you today?”
katelynn-jane 3 points 2y ago
This isn’t a daily one but it’s by far my favorite to ever come out of my store’s speaker. This past thanksgiving one of my baristas started every intro with a loud turkey noise that was so realistic we had foxes coming down the hill next to our store by noon 😂
nightkat89 3 points 2y ago
“Hi thanks for stopping at Starbucks, where I’ve thought about drowning myself in white mocha only 3 times today. What can we get started for you?”

It’s a bit lengthy but gets the message across
Kaywin 2 points 2y ago
I was actually trained not to default to “Welcome to Sbux” at DT, ‘cause ya sounds like a robot (fair point. They chose the green roof. 99% of ‘em know where tf they are. ) I used to just open with “Hi! How’s it going today? What can we do for ya?” Friendly enough, without the honest to God corporate blandness. I was never coached differently on it even after I transferred to a new state.
mabbean 1 points 2y ago
i had someone come through our drive thru before and i even introd with “thanks for choosing starbucks” and he straight up thought he was at a dunkin and started ordering donuts and then drove away when he realized lmao
Kaywin 2 points 2y ago
That’s hilarious! The building that housed my former DT used to be a KFC, and we straight up had a couple people try to order chicken on a couple occasions.

People can be that oblivious no matter what you lead with, I guess.
DandyLover 1 points 2y ago
"Hi, welcome to Barnes & Noble *pause* 😖 Welcome to Starbucks, what can we get started for you tonight."

That was me for about 2 weeks into window/dto.
Dunber1234 1 points 2y ago
Hold up - you from the Sippi? 🤟🏽
cinnamonmarigold [OP] 4 points 2y ago
Alas, no! Kansas 😅🌻 this side of the Mississippi, like the river eeeeeee
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