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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 01 - 29 - ID#l81v2w
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Upvote in hopes Starbs will get rid of these awful new timers. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Bsunshinee
juiceyluicy 55 points 2y ago
I broke like 3 or so of the old ones and haven’t broken one of these yet.. I’m just waiting to get my numbers up there with these
Bsunshinee [OP] 40 points 2y ago
Lol I don’t doubt they’re indestructible. They look like an otter box. I just wish they would stay on my apron and that they weren’t so loud.
tiffers99 28 points 2y ago
I’ve broken like 3 because they just fall off my apron and hit the floor😅
chaosdsl 16 points 2y ago
One of the smaller stickers for Uber Eats orders over the speaker on back is 🤌🤌🤌👍👍👍
vickera 13 points 2y ago
Put tape over the speaker.
ih8yogurt 6 points 2y ago
I’ve broken at least three so far of the new ones
juiceyluicy 5 points 2y ago
I need to try harder. I’ve barely used them so
ih8yogurt 4 points 2y ago
I avoid using them as much as possible (I also avoid cs because I get panic attacks while I’m on it)
hellopie7 7 points 2y ago
With how loud they get... no wonder lol. (Also me too, mini heart+anxiety attack)
localvillagewitch 34 points 2y ago
THEY SUCK ASS
Bsunshinee [OP] 5 points 2y ago
Couldn’t have said it better my self!
Willowstorm9 24 points 2y ago
They're leaps and bounds better than the old ones. At least have a much stronger magnet.
Bsunshinee [OP] 5 points 2y ago
Maybe my store is getting all the shitty ones...
Willowstorm9 4 points 2y ago
You know that's fair. Hopefully it gets better!
mouldyeggpatty 13 points 2y ago
Had a coworker’s drop into an iced caramel macchiato the other day. Super fun to explain to the customer why we dumped out their drink and started over.
jdsalingersdog 8 points 2y ago
Curious — what are you sitting on??
Bsunshinee [OP] 36 points 2y ago
I’m levitating.
jdsalingersdog 3 points 2y ago
Nice.
yeeet-haw-baybee 5 points 2y ago
oh no,,, it fell off my apron into the wash sink.....oops..,, 😌
crzyshiba 3 points 2y ago
They are always falling off my damn apron lol so I put it in my pocket then when I’m doing something I hear random button noises haha
acelestialgay 3 points 2y ago
Two of ours broke the day after we got them. They’re the Worst.
rawriannaa 2 points 2y ago
i can proudly say i’ve broken multiple of the new ones😌. i dropped one in water, accidentally left one in my 10°F car over night and threw one to a partner and accidentally smashed it on the ground. i’m unlucky lol
colonade17 2 points 2y ago
I like the new ones. They don't break as much, and it's harder to ignore them and makes it more likely that people actually wash their hands every 30 minutes.
BlooperBoo 2 points 2y ago
Put stickers on the hole in the back and they dont scream as loud
Xanahuntress 2 points 2y ago
Oh god, these look so UGLY compared to the old ones!!! And they look so BIG. I don't work with ya'll anymore but I keep seeing so many new things that corporate seems to be changing now! God it must suck, especially with COVID
BlondeBeast96 2 points 2y ago
As some who was constantly on CS during my tenure at Starbucks, I put the old times threw hell, and only needed to change the batteries once in a while.

I no longer serve along aide y’all, but I do express my disappointment in the old company for this betrayal.
TheIvoryKitten 2 points 2y ago
They are so LOUD! I hate them so much.
ahhpoo 2 points 2y ago
My main complaint is that they don’t clip on to the metal band around the brewer spout. So I try balancing it on top and it just feels insecure lol
jakhei 2 points 2y ago
I’ve broken 4 of them.
crunchy-onion 2 points 2y ago
Do you have the new ovens yet?
Bsunshinee [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Nope! Not yet. Some stores in our district do!
Br1ghtpunk 1 points 2y ago
I knocked two of these into our eco-lab sinks (I’m at a licensed kiosk inside a grocery store) and completely fried them
ageese35 1 points 2y ago
I like them 😅
TemplarSensei7 1 points 2y ago
Aw, they changed the white one with the clips? They were trusty for 3 years. Lasted a long time too.
veryoriginal78 1 points 2y ago
You don’t like them??
Bsunshinee [OP] 15 points 2y ago
Nooooo! They don’t stay on your apron and they’re as loud as a tsunami alarm.
89ZERO -13 points 2y ago
Isn’t the point of them being loud so you can hear them? It’s an Alarm. It Alarms you.

As for your apron, why not keep it in the pocket, or secure it with something?
canadianpenguinlove 15 points 2y ago
Its a timer. Im not here to have a heart attack every time the coffee timer goes off.
89ZERO -26 points 2y ago
Then wrap it in a thick layer of plastic rather than complain about an intended feature. It’s designed to be heard.

Something that people at our store do sometimes (despite not being supposed to) is keep it on the brewer.

Otherwise, maybe look into yourself and ask why you’re so easily startled. Maybe you have a lot going on, and you become often lost in your thoughts- The sudden burst of noise on your chest jolting you out of your trance-like state.

Consider what you can and help yourself.

Keep in mind also that I disagree with you, but don’t dislike you any more or less because of that. Don’t let this disagreement burden you.

Stay safe out there.
Bsunshinee [OP] 7 points 2y ago
My pockets are waist height. So the buttons constantly get pushed and turned off in my pocket.
Silly_Goose2 4 points 2y ago
"I'm getting so much done on this cycle! I've restocked the entire store!"

"...oh the timer isn't going"
SpotloeM 0 points 2y ago
i like them!
aznguy2020 0 points 2y ago
There was one Starbucks they added an e to mem button its hillarious
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