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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 02 - 16 - ID#ll90vx
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apartment_town 116 points 2y ago
Yesterday someone deadass looked me in the eyes and asked from a strawberry acai refresher with peach juice and cold foam

Nothing is sacred anymore
apartment_town 31 points 2y ago
And with lemonade
TheDoctor88888888 23 points 2y ago
Double blended
apartment_town 26 points 2y ago
Double blended, coffee base, with frap chips, affagato shots, extra toppings, light ice, and also a small water
Tall_Draw_521 17 points 2y ago
DOUBLE CUP.
TheOnesLeftBehind 19 points 2y ago
We have a regular who gets venti SAR no water and 12 pumps classic
Inner_Assistance 6 points 2y ago
omfg same, they get a trenta size tho with 13 pumps and light ice.
TheOnesLeftBehind 21 points 2y ago
Like, what you doing honey... who hurt you? Still not as bad as 25 pumps of classic in a venti green tea and the 6 pumps of liquid cane. I had to ask her three times when taking her order to make sure I heard her right, and then my partner on bar double checked with me and her that it was right. I could see her embarrassment but at that point you deserve it imo.
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bored4days 7 points 2y ago
I haven’t worked at Starbucks for a really long time (pre-cold foam days), and one of my current coworkers told me that her favorite drink was a hot chocolate with vanilla cold foam. Is this a thing to order hot drinks with cold foam??
AurelionSpenko 10 points 2y ago
Yep it's 1.00 cold, melted whipped cream... On a hot drink...
Bryancreates 6 points 2y ago
I haven’t worked there in a couple years, but a strawberry peach refresher sounds pretty good. Maybe with white tea. But dairy? Wtf. Just say the acid will curdle it and you can’t serve a beverage crafted by a trashy minion of satan.
bexbux 4 points 2y ago
we don’t have white tea or strawberry infusion anymore 😭😂
Bryancreates 2 points 2y ago
Damn. I haven’t been to a Starbucks in almost 2 years. I have friends that work at a couple different stores I’m on a group thread with, and I just feel too guilty going in after hearing about what they deal with day in and day out. I’d be full PPE for sure, but my closest store is always SO busy, DT line out to the main rd. They don’t need me adding to the queue, and if it’s not busy I’d rather them take a rest or get caught up.

Edit to say I worked there 12 years, so I feel the pain in my bones and it will never go away. Basically a partner for life whether I like it or not.
mradeline 54 points 2y ago
Yesterday someone came to DT and asked for the "tik tok drink" and my partner on DTO seriously told this woman "starbucks is not an affiliate of tik tok. if you can tell me a recipe, then I can make you the drink"
plantbasedweirdo 48 points 2y ago
Wait wait wait cheese in drink?
cs_phoenix 18 points 2y ago
Bacon and chocolate oh god yikes hahaha
blobinsky 8 points 2y ago
The first one is so fucking funny I can’t explain it
kizzythaboss 8 points 2y ago
I beg ya PARDON?!!! 🤏🏾🕶️😳 Nah, this has cheesehead activity written all over it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Professor_Sqi 6 points 2y ago
God.. just why..?
Disastrous_Excuse247 5 points 2y ago
That second pic is a turn on
kizzythaboss 11 points 2y ago
Honestly, if I hadn't read your comment, I wouldn't have known it was there. 😭🤣🤣🤣
Kitty_Queenx 3 points 2y ago
I really hope you took a piece of cheese and stuck it right in there. I really do. They deserve that nastiness.
ABVDRICEBV [OP] 5 points 2y ago
It was actually a prank played on me. I took the bacon off the DSB for the croissant and then stuck the cheese in a partners apron. He then made the latte and stuck the cheese right on top for me to try. It didn’t have a sticker at the time.
Kitty_Queenx 1 points 2y ago
Haha !!! Next thing you know people will be coming in ordering cheese in their drinks. Lol!! What if its the new trend
Js_On_My_Yeet 3 points 2y ago
I meannnn cheese is still dairy 😂
xEman26x 3 points 2y ago
You ever wrap a cake pop in bacon?
ABVDRICEBV [OP] 3 points 2y ago
Next time one goes out I will!
ChaoticGoodPanda 2 points 2y ago
Cheese in coffee is a Scandinavian thing
tinydesthique 2 points 2y ago
i laughed so hard when i saw the “slice of cheese”
ninten-dont 2 points 2y ago
i’m laughing too hard rn 😂😂😂
DreyaNova 2 points 2y ago
... I have no words.
ComradeSnowball_ 1 points 2y ago
Insert any confused meme
happybowlita83 1 points 2y ago
Someone tried ordering a "vanilla peach lemonade with vsc foam" today... we had to ask her if she was sure that's what she wanted. She said no since we thought it was a weird combo...
Competencies 1 points 2y ago
Slice of cheese?
Tall_Draw_521 1 points 2y ago
BWAHAHA
dausy -4 points 2y ago
I prefer the maggots on r/medizzy to this
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