I got an ethos water bottle chilling in my room with the expiration date Dec 06 2015

How did you not lose all your sharpies? Seriously. Did you bite someone? Should I bite someone?

I bring work home with me. I dream about being late. I dream about a lot of things Starbucks unfortunately.

COFFEE MASTER? wow I wish man. I want that black apron so bad such a shame they got rid of it.
But I know that multi sharpie life tho 😭

once i had a wrapped chocolate croissant in my car for over a year and the appearance didn’t even change

Unicorn Frappuccino... smoothies...

No matter how much i wash them i can’t get the smell of Starbucks out of my work shirts. So I only wear them to work which makes the problem worse...

do i see a letterkenny patch 👀

pre-mixed frap base (coffee, coffee light) that came in cartons for you to mix with frap roast, powdered cream base to mix with milk, storing all of those in pitchers in your cold bar fridge along with everything else, building/measuring fraps in the blender and not in the cups. chantico. black and white mocha / hot chocolate. orange mocha / orange white mocha. no cup stickers or warming oven in sight. ah, nostalgia.

I have a big pack of different color sharpies that I use for different drink seasons!

I have 12 bags of unground Verona.

I can't function without at least 8 shots of espresso and 2 cups of coffee.

I have nightmares of the unicorn and zombie frappuccinos.

Still knowing all the drink codes 🥴

Pitter patter!

14 pumps of vanilla, heavy cream grande line, 2% to max line until u get 2 liters. i think that’s what the old recipe for sweet cream was right? also tye dye frap 🙃🙃

I’ve been with starbucks one year and I’m CM because of coffee academy. It’s not the same but hey I was able to get the sick apron

i crosshatch everything at home that gets some kind of drizzle. including my body wash/loofah

also: 243****

I remember being annoyed when they rolled out the “customer support” role with the timer. Ugh those timers haunt my nightmares still...

You’re just missing that safety box cutter lol

I'm considering making pillows out of my old aprons. I've used them as makeshift purses before.

Dozens of MUG/Green apron pins on a brown Ambassador apron.

Knowing what 2 on the blenders is for

Fizzio

"Warming routine" was introduced after me

"Oh yeah that was discontinued about 2 years ago, but we're have this now"

Drive thru times who?

I write my orders in gibberish because no sticker machines, then get confused when I see on the registers that they've changed the codes for food. BLU is still BYM in my head

I had the t shirt from when refreshers first launched until I gave it to a friend early this year. I can mark cups without thinking because I started before sticker machines. And lastly, I remember those weird little things that were egg and various other fillings in a croissant thing, cheese danish looking headass. Can't remember what we called them but the mushroom ones were so good.

I hear the drive-thru "ding" when I don't have a headset on....regardless of where I am.
I often try to put my store key in my house lock, and my house key in the store lock...too often....
Send help.

Do the words “icing packet” mean anything to anyone? That’s how many years

Blonde roast and Refreshers didn’t exist when I was hired.

The first seasonal drink I learned to make was the caramel flan latte. They stuck me on bar before I ever touched a register... I've been there since.

"Welcome to the team."

Fresh aprons, with the logo of a full siren and the words "Starbucks Coffee" around it. A promo t-shirt for Vivano smoothies.

I miss the Valencia Orange Refresher.

👀 Where'd you get the Letterkenny pin?

Love the letterkenny pin! I have the other version of that one on my hat lol

*Where did I get this sharpie?*

I’ve worked too long there to not be embarrassed telling people there I work, but don’t have a degree from ASU anywhere near my sights.

Sharpies fa' days!

I lie awake in my room and hear the oven screaming that your food is done. It haunts my dreams.

Ooooh do I have the perfect picture for this

260****.
Tazo in café merch.
Coconut mocha macchiato and latte macchiato.
Pulling shots two drinks at a time.
Having to pull ristretto shots separately cos they only pulled in pairs.

saying “behind” to my roommate in the kitchen

From cup management to right before touch screens on the registers.

Late at night, in the silence of my bedroom and daunting thoughts I hear the *beep beep beep* of the ovens in my head

Not only do I actually know what a Fizzio looks like, I was actually trained on how to use it rather than the "It's broken don't worry about it" we were giving green beans by 2016.

melon syrup went into a green tea latte!

No boxcutter ?

I think it was the vanilla roobois tea latte... there was two other options I believe but I can’t remember the names.

Mocha Valencia

I remember Chocoale Chai.

That isn't on the menu anymore; it was a specialty. I could make it for you in my sleep tho