Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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May I have a little green sword? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by RainOreShineDTLA
The other day I had a customer ask for a little green sword. I immediately knew he was talking about a stopper. It’s the little things that make my day 🥲
beepbeep-amsheep 52 points 2y ago
someone asked for turbo cold brew instead of nitro and it was the cutest thing ever
RainOreShineDTLA [OP] 49 points 2y ago
When they ask for their drink on the rocks v. iced 😏
emosweatshirt 25 points 2y ago
the other day a lady was having trouble ordering the impossible, and called it the “fabulous sandwich” 🥺
lilacsunflower2020 22 points 2y ago
Mermaid swords is what someone at my store has called them
Disastrous_Excuse247 17 points 2y ago
That’s hilarious! I love that. The other day some guy asked for a “4 by 4.” We were all so confused and he said it so confidently. We asked him what that was and it it was 4 espresso shots and 4 pumps of white mocha. Like how were we supposed to know what that was😭
Anxious_Database 9 points 2y ago
People come and order real coffee shop shit like cordada or horchata or whatever else and we have to be like ma’am this is basically fast food
Disastrous_Excuse247 3 points 2y ago
One time someone asked if we bake everything here at the store, like sir noo
Anxious_Database 4 points 2y ago
Omg I had a woman get mad because she though we gave her a raw cake pop and she just couldn’t believe that they aren’t baked in store
ShannyES 6 points 2y ago
My niece calls them swords too. And I believe she’s stashed some away for play with her barbies and dudes.
When we go to my store and we’re out of ‘swords’ her face looks like someone just killed her favorite pet. It’s kinda hilarious.
When we go to my store and we’re out of ‘swords’ her face looks like someone just killed her favorite pet. It’s kinda hilarious.
humanitiesmanatees 5 points 2y ago
One of my customers referred to it as a “plunger” and I’ve never been more disgusted 😂
keskobalt 2 points 2y ago
Someone asked for a T.I. dark roast. I thought it was like some tiktok thing T.I. started.
Guy just read the sticker wrong and thought the lowrcase l was an uppercase I
Guy just read the sticker wrong and thought the lowrcase l was an uppercase I
cringeqween13 2 points 2y ago
Did someone call them *their real name*
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