WE DON’T HAVE BLONDIES, STOP ORDERING THEM(self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by hailvy
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If you want a blonde vanilla latte then say so, we are not 7brew and I refuse to input the drink until you actually tell me what goes in the drink.
Thanks for listening to my rant
Throwawaysnore8 points2y ago
We have so many fucking ppl ask for bloodies, mainly bc we have a coffee shop near us that has a white mocha with caramel called the blondies bc they think we have it. On top of that the amount of people that call blonde espresso blondie is ducking annoying so I sympathize
hailvy [OP]10 points2y ago
Or when they say blondie, and you ask what’s in it cuz we don’t have it, and they don’t know what it is
aspen_silence5 points2y ago
These are my favorites though! I'm awesome at the awkward staring contest that ensues as they realize I'm not going to make them anything.
Throwawaysnore1 points2y ago
I honestly feel you
Beardzesty4 points2y ago
I know you meant blondies but it sounds a lot funnier as bloodies. Bloody lattes
Throwawaysnore2 points2y ago
I loved it too so I left it lmaoo
rio8envy76 points2y ago
Idk what a blondie is and I work at Starbucks
hailvy [OP]1 points2y ago
Exactly 😩
Crowchick17316 points2y ago
We have people ordering white lightings, which is a white mocha at another local coffeeshop
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