Basically they pull up, you kinda make yourself look official, throw on a poker face, go “license and registration” and then let them laugh and say whatever they’re gonna say, then you like give them the hand and be like “sir/ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?” “Do you know how fast you were going back there?” “I clocked you at 7mph”. Just funny traffic stop phrases, whatever you can think of really