Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Thank god for masks, they hide all my reactions when I’m on bar listening to customers be idiots in dto (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by chungo_lettuce
CLEf11 29 points 2y ago
Unfortunately they don't hide mine. My eyes are my most expressive feature
buzzy9000 17 points 2y ago
I have resting angry brows 😂 I can just be standing kinda spacing out and someone asks 'what's up, you look mad' and I'm like -I forgot I existed for a sec, sorry
TheBlueSuperNova 3 points 2y ago
Fucking same. People constantly ask me ‘what’s wrong, why I’m mad, what I’m depressed about’ and I wasn’t in that moment, but getting asked that all the time does make me mad. Sorry I don’t have a constant friendly face.
Bubblebutt217 2 points 2y ago
SAME!! So annoying that I express everything I feel. I got in trouble- sorry no ummm I got “connected” with about appearing to be disconnected from my new store. Yeah...and? I’m dead inside when I’m around people who are not my people. #missingmyoldstore
chungo_lettuce [OP] 2 points 2y ago
😂😂 I have the least expressive eyebrows in the world #blessed
TheYesExpress 9 points 2y ago
This was the conversation between the DTO and customer yesterday:
DTO: Hi Welcome to Starbucks. How are you this morning?
Customer: I’m fine. I would like *proceeds to order 4 drinks*
DTO: Anything else to add to your order?
Customer: What did the car behind me get?
DTO: The car behind you?
Customer: Yes, what did they get?
DTO: *visibly confused and looking at me to silently confirm this lady asked what she just asked*
DTO: Um, well I actually don’t know what they ordered as they are behind you and haven’t ordered yet.
Customer: Oh. Well I’ll asked again when I get to the window. Thanks.
I thought this was the funniest encounter we’ve had in a long time.
DTO: Hi Welcome to Starbucks. How are you this morning?
Customer: I’m fine. I would like *proceeds to order 4 drinks*
DTO: Anything else to add to your order?
Customer: What did the car behind me get?
DTO: The car behind you?
Customer: Yes, what did they get?
DTO: *visibly confused and looking at me to silently confirm this lady asked what she just asked*
DTO: Um, well I actually don’t know what they ordered as they are behind you and haven’t ordered yet.
Customer: Oh. Well I’ll asked again when I get to the window. Thanks.
I thought this was the funniest encounter we’ve had in a long time.
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