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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 03 - 18 - ID#m7s2wn
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small confession (self.starbucksbaristas)
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I feel like some people will agree with this but I genuinely get so weirded out when people order an entire drink with a base of half&half or heavy whipping cream. It’s just so unhealthy and thick omG

or for example today, a customer ordered a venti iced white mocha with 2 extra wm, only one shot, and then whole milk with vanilla sweet cream on top....it’s straight liquid sugar and dairy. Do they realize?!?! 😭
Kyde_Drakes 128 points 2y ago
I had a lady the other day order a green tea frap, made with sweet cream, 3 pumps of chai, vanilla bean power, peppermint, and Java chips... I’ve never been so confused in my life. I don’t think they know what they’re ordering half the time.
talixsims 70 points 2y ago
i noticed ppl have started ordering chai in their matcha drinks. i swear, does that taste good? it doesn’t seem like it would
Gorbon11 44 points 2y ago
Tik tok drink. It’s supposed to taste like the moon
bigghostb00ty 45 points 2y ago
But the moon is made of cheese...
Gorbon11 12 points 2y ago
Must taste like cheese then
temporarynothings 1 points 2y ago
The moon tastes very good
[deleted] [OP] 39 points 2y ago
Yeah! It’s a tiktok drink that’s supposed to taste like cookie butter
Tylandredis 5 points 2y ago
... regular chai tastes like cookie butter to me lmao
plushiequeenaspen 23 points 2y ago
Customer yesterday told me she loved it, but I'm not convinced lol
TastyBlondGarbage 7 points 2y ago
it's meh, my coworkers and I tried it and I dumped my portion out.
RevolutionaryWaltz62 3 points 2y ago
I thought it was super weird when people started ordering it.. but it turns out it’s really good!
maemac 3 points 2y ago
I get a grande iced chai with one scoop of matcha and it is heavenly! I hate matcha too lol
janiebui 37 points 2y ago
I had customer order half coffee half hot chocolate before. Cool. Just misto and mocha.

Yesterday i had this lady order half chai tea latte half cinnamon dolce latte. Threw me off a little bit but i walked her through the whole ordering process. Like how many espresso shots, water in chai still or no, how many pumps of each syrups. But the most annoying thing was she be like why did you ask so many questions, its my friends drink she just told me to order it that way. BITCH IF YOU WANT 8 PUMPS OF SYRUPS AND DILUTED WITH WATER DRINK WHILE PAYING ALMOST 8$ BE MY GUEST.

They do be paying a fortune and not have a clue what goes into it
Gameb0i6 -6 points 2y ago
Chaos don’t get water anymore. Then again I never made them with water.
ryzzostar 2 points 2y ago
Chai doesn't get water anymore? Omg my store still makes them that way unless it's iced...
firepaper 8 points 2y ago
Chais still get water
Gameb0i6 -4 points 2y ago
Nope. Haven’t needed water for a while. I recently found out last year. But I never made them with water to begin with.
TheOnesLeftBehind 7 points 2y ago
Until sweet cream is on the milk page they can’t order a drink made with it entirely. No way to track the inventory. And I’m disgusted by it so I don’t allow it.
Kyde_Drakes 4 points 2y ago
I had asked my manager if we could even do that before I pushed the order through and he straight up said ‘I don’t care anymore if they want to pay out the nose for something let them’ soooo here’s to $11 drinks I guess
TheOnesLeftBehind 4 points 2y ago
That reminded me of when some dude tried to order a trenta lemonade “out of the box”. Man wanted uncut lemonade, which I’ve asked if I could do for myself cause it’s fantastic, but I can’t. His long pause let me know other stores did it for him though. Instead he mixed normal lemonade with apple juice and 10 classic...
Kyde_Drakes 3 points 2y ago
I’ve had people ask for that as well! Manager put his foot down on that one, but the best part is that my store is right next to a Sonic. I can walk out the front door and be at the sonic order screen in less than 1 minute.
WinkingCats 7 points 2y ago
Sounds pretty close to a Halloween promo “Franken Frap” we had years ago, with sweet cream and chai added
juju483 8 points 2y ago
Shit, there was supposed to be sweet cream in that???? Oops 😬🤣
kxnkycxrly 4 points 2y ago
This whole thread is gonna make me vomit lmao. My pregnant self can’t handle the audacity of some people.
FM_Casper 3 points 2y ago
They just know they found it on some stupid TikTok that jacks up the price of those ingredients and they can annoy the shit out of us by not only ordering it made that way, but then complaining about how "[Insert ingredient] was only [insert lower price], why is it suddenly [insert higher price]." People are stupid but they call people who work jobs like this stupid. We get(in my personal case, got) absolutely no respect. And you can complain about my claim but it's either they don't respect us or customer/food service and retail workers are the only ones with brain cells.
[deleted] [OP] 96 points 2y ago
I think knowing everything that goes in the drink just grosses me tf out
Razza_ma_tazza 6 points 2y ago
That’s why half the time at Starbucks I’m like “no don’t get that please”
gabnormal 1 points 2y ago
Everything except the whole milk. It's only like 3.5% fat as opposed to 2%.
saddestgirl1995 45 points 2y ago
AHHHH this happens so much at my store and I get so stressed, good chunk of them say they're on ketogenic diets and I get even more stressed making their skinny vanilly with HEAVY CREAM
ermagawd 28 points 2y ago
Ick like I'm sorry, subbing out regular vanilla for SF vanilla will save you like..90 cals max. Swapping 2% milk for heavy cream like DO U NOT REALIZE HOW MANY CALORIES THAT IS. Weight loss in cals in, cals out. Y'all aren't losing weight drinking that shit omg

People are so dumb.
espresso_patronum- 2 points 2y ago
I've actually calculated it; a grande latte made with heavy cream has 9,000 calories in it 😷
ermagawd 2 points 2y ago
Dude I....that's like 3 days worth of eating for me (and I eat A LOT cause I'm active AF). That's so disgusting.
temporarynothings 1 points 2y ago
is that an exaggeration? please tell me it is 🤢
espresso_patronum- 1 points 2y ago
It's not an exaggeration 🤢🤢
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
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OneRoseDark 24 points 2y ago
My mom pointed out that even though heavy cream says 0 carbs per serving, a serving is a tablespoon. A whole 16oz drink made of heavy cream is not 0 carbs, and it's gross. So it's gross AND it doesn't follow their diet.
kkkaylabeth 39 points 2y ago
sounds gross and yeah they probably realize but don’t care 😂 😂 my last week on the job at starbucks someone came in and ordered a V hot milk with SIX sugars, VSC and four ice cubes.... i was like mhm is that all lolololol
cheesyqueen21 11 points 2y ago
Someone the other day asked for 11 sugars & half VSC. I am just shocked.
TheOnesLeftBehind 4 points 2y ago
I’ve had a venti tea with 25 full pumps of classic and the 6 of LCS. It left no room for water.
mzellington 32 points 2y ago
I like to get my fraps with heavy cream on the occasions I get them but literally heavy cream in any other iteration is an abomination 😂 sometimes I just need a thiccy frap
Impressive_Mirror_50 22 points 2y ago
Best thing a customer came up with was a WM frapp with HC as the milk and cinnamon dolce
lilkiosk 13 points 2y ago
I cry thinking about the time a customer ordered a cappuccino with heavy cream
talixsims 15 points 2y ago
😂😂 “the volume at this hot bar is astronomical”
[deleted] [OP] 11 points 2y ago
I agree I used to make an occasional strawberry frapp with heavy whipping cream
Razza_ma_tazza 2 points 2y ago
Well the good thing is the milk ratios here aren’t as bad as with the coffee drinks.
Doc-Wulff 21 points 2y ago
I feel a little better about inconveniencing my local starbucks for just some cinnamon powder on my cold brew now
Silly_Goose2 11 points 2y ago
Seriously do not worry about asking for something like that, or anything really. I think everyone here would rather make a drink with a sticker the length of a football field for a nice customer over a tall pike black for someone who's shouty.
Doc-Wulff 5 points 2y ago
Oh ok! I guess I already feel bad whenever my mom is with me and ordering too...hehe eh...she's not a complete Karen, she believes in science and masks up. But she's very "the customer is always right now remake my drink with this complicated order"
Elven_maiden 17 points 2y ago
Somebody ordered a venti iced caramel macchiato with HEAVY CREAM and I still haven’t recovered from it. Like girl.... you’re drinking over 20 oz of just heavy cream...
OneRoseDark 8 points 2y ago
I have made more than one of these and I wanna gag every time. Especially when it's SF Vanilla. Like girl, why.
RennLighthand 6 points 2y ago
Venti caramel macc with sweet cream instead of milk, double the vanilla syrup, SCCF, caramel drizzle. She goes by the name "slim" and I laugh cry every time honey booboo won't be slim in 2 years if u keep getting dat drink..
TheOnesLeftBehind 4 points 2y ago
Until sweet cream is on the milk menu you can’t make a whole drink with it. You can’t track the inventory of it. You can do heavy cream, 2%, and vanilla though.
RennLighthand 1 points 2y ago
I work at a licensed store on a college campus, we have a different POS than I would assume most/all stores
TheOnesLeftBehind 1 points 2y ago
Oh, possibly. I have had people ask for whole drinks to be made with sweet cream, and I just say no cause I’m not encouraging that shit lol, plus, I have no way to do that.
aesopamnesiac 15 points 2y ago
Will forever be haunted by the venti pink drink sub heavy cream a regular would get.
TheOnesLeftBehind 8 points 2y ago
I’ve gotten one of those with vanilla bean and Vanilla syrup, I asked her if it was from tiktoc and she said no and that it just reminded her of a desert she had grown up with in Mexico and couldn’t get in the US.
MaralosaKingdom 11 points 2y ago
Breve is good with certain hot drinks for me but Heavy cream is a no for me.
SynthJack 10 points 2y ago
Our store had a regular who came in daily and his drink was unreal, so unreal I wouldn’t expect people to believe me. We had a girl who enjoyed experimenting with drinks a lot. She made good stuff and we would occasionally promo her drinks for customers to try. She designed our St. Paddies day drink, Easter drinks, and so on. One day, she made a strawberry blended lemonade with Heavy Cream and called it Italian Ice. We made a sign for it and people liked it. That’s when he came. He ordered it, liked and came back the next day for another. This time however, a newbie forgot to put base in so it wasn’t as sweet, so when he came in next time he asked for more sweetener. Each day he came back, he got more and more sweetener until he was getting up to 50+ pumps of classic. To top it off, he wanted extra of the liquid components as well. We filled each of the three ingredients to the top line. I think the most he got in his drink one day was 63 pumps of sweetener. That’s the highest amount that I’ve ever had to made at least. I haven’t seen him since lockdown. I hope he’s okay, but I don’t want him to come back. He was rude and cussed out a co-worker once being out of strawberry purée.
InsertAliasHere7589 5 points 2y ago
Excuse me?
talixsims 10 points 2y ago
breve and heavy whipping cream drinks are too much for me (i don’t think it tastes good) but i prefer to get whole milk because i’m thin & active and i like to get in the extra fat and calories where i can. if breve tasted good i would probably order it.
FfierceLaw 8 points 2y ago
I don’t feel as bad about fat, saturated or otherwise, at least they’ll feel full, satiated. It’s all the sugar, bad altogether for metabolism, liver, I feel it’s more addictive than caffeine and slowly killing people
temporarynothings 2 points 2y ago
Sugar is absolutely more addictive than caffeine. I have what they call a caffeine addiction (thanks, mom) and let me tell you. Cutting out caffeine is WAY easier than cutting out processed sugars. I literally felt so sick I thought I was dying
FfierceLaw 1 points 2y ago
If you work DTO watch your customer’s face when you present them with their venti iced white mocha, there’s definitely a reaction in their brain beyond hunger/satiety, it’s rapturous
katsandboobs 8 points 2y ago
Oh honey, wait until you get the crazy af 12 pumps frap base, 12 pumps mocha, light ice double blended with half and half and extra whip frapp. We made that every morning at opening for YEARS. There is some wacky ass people out there and I think they literally don’t give any effs.
Crowchick1731 8 points 2y ago
I mean i onownits nasty but I dont really like the taste of milk so I'll do a tall latte breve. Thats just what I like. Im also diabetic and trying to cut at least some sugar (just a plain iced blonde latte)
tenthwalker 3 points 2y ago
I mean at least the fat will help slow down the digestion of the carbs so your blood sugar doesn't spike as hard, and the iced drink doesn't have quite as much liquid as the hot one so it's a bit less of an impact overall
TransdermalHug 6 points 2y ago
I had a friend who did keto for a few months. He lost a ton of weight, even while drinking only heavy cream lattes. Without sugar, that amount of fat is... I guess not horrible?
Impressive_Mirror_50 6 points 2y ago
Latte with sweet cream subbed for milk tastes like pancakes. Once in a blue moon drink, but tastes like pancakes.
TheOnesLeftBehind 1 points 2y ago
Hope you don’t let customers order that though and just make the sweet cream in the pitcher
Impressive_Mirror_50 2 points 2y ago
Only ordered once and we tried it after the guy left and we were freaked out it tasted like pancakes. Lost some hearing tho
TheOnesLeftBehind 2 points 2y ago
I’ll need to try a bit of it tomorrow I guess, I’m lactose intolerant though, so I’ll just do a tiny bit in a sample cup.
juju483 5 points 2y ago
What amazes me is when people make their drink skinny or keto but HAVE TO HAVE their whip cream
temporarynothings 3 points 2y ago
“can i have a venti skinny vanilla latte but can i get that with heavy cream, extra whip, 12 sugars and 16 pumps of SFV syrup?”
jag614 4 points 2y ago
Not Starbucks but I was a barista/baker/manager for a local shop for a while. We had one lady who i later found out was a local high school party girl turned chronic meth head, she'd come in and order the biggest size we had, sometimes 2, iced lavender latte with heavy whipping cream. I asked her like 3 times the first time I made her order if she wanted all the milk portion with cream, like offset with some regular milk for goodness sake, and she got real pissed and confirmed she wanted 16 oz of heavy cream.

We started ordering extra heavy cream in preparation for her, and she became Lavender Latte Lady
swttangerine 4 points 2y ago
People who drink entire glasses of heavy whip or half and half make me vomit in my mouth
julianradish 3 points 2y ago
Ngl I don't drink starbucks anymore cause of all the added sugars and shit
bang_ended_scoots 2 points 2y ago
Half and half or heavy cream is healthier than 2% or nonfat though! With reduced fat/fat free milk you are just drinking empty calories because the only part with real nutrition is removed.
P_2_P 2 points 2y ago
We have this woman that order a venti traditional misto, 7 pumps vanilla, 7 pumps caramel and...



One sugar.

The sugar always gets me.
InsertAliasHere7589 2 points 2y ago
That's some kind of madness right there...
downlbsbydw 2 points 2y ago
I agree! I know lots of people do keto (especially early in the calendar year), so if you order an americano with a splash or two of hwc, then awesome. You do you.

I mean, still, order what you want, but the cup of half and half and especially the insane amounts of sugar make me feel physically ill.
RichardTheZombie 2 points 2y ago
So I’m a barista, and sometimes when I make myself a drink I’ll make it breve or with heavy cream. I know it’s not the healthiest, but I’m really skinny and trying to gain weight, and that’s an easy way to add some calories 🤷🏻‍♂️
msviniva 2 points 2y ago
I’ve made a trenta pink drink, heavy cream instead, 2 extra scoops of strawberries, 4 scoops vanilla bean, and 4 splenda
Allison_82 2 points 2y ago
Had someone yesterday order an iced white mocha fully made with vsc plus vsccf....
Swordxxxx 2 points 2y ago
Don’t worry the sugar free vanilla or sugar free cinnamon dolce cancels out all the unhealthy of the heavy cream...... kidding. Nothing about those drinks sounds appetizing. Like it even makes a god awful sound when steaming. Literally nothing good about HC milk substitute.
kobo15 2 points 2y ago
Okay that drink is disgusting but I’ll stand by a blonde breve latte
Isaac_Ingram 2 points 2y ago
The other day one of my coworkers made me the “cheesecake” frappucino. It was pretty good, but knowing it was made completely of heavy cream kept me from being able to drink much of it. It’s soooo unhealthy.
temporarynothings 1 points 2y ago
The only time i think a drink made with half&half is acceptable is in a cafe misto or iced coffee/cold brew
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Not to mention have you calculated how many calories in that drink?? Now, I really don’t care about counting calories or whatever, but one of the other partners and I were bored one cleanplay shift and we wanted to figure out how many calories would actually be in a venti drink made with all heavy cream. MY GOD. That shit is 45 calories a tbsp, and a tbsp = a 0.5 oz, that means that that venti latte made with heavy cream is 2340 calories for ONE Drink! That’s literally more than most people’s entire daily intake for calories. Every time someone orders that drink thinking they’re going to be healthy or whatever they think that sludge is doing for them, I just cry a little on the inside. Literally the one thing that I wish our customers realized! 😭
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
HOLY SHIT this was NEWS
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Right?! I was shook when we did the math. And that’s no syrups, no nothing, just the HC and espresso! 😰
lennonade23 1 points 2y ago
I agree its a bit weird, especially when its hot. Half and half is maybe slightly better than heavy whipping because its thinner and its called a cafe breve when you use half and half, Its a real drink. And the only reason I would say people use heavy whipping cream is because its the only sugar free option we have at starbucks, every single other milk we have is loaded with sugar, therefore making hwc the only keto option.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
I agree that sometimes people order that because keto but to say most of the people ordering drinks with heavy whipping aren’t doing it bc they like it is honestly not true
pixiepourover 1 points 2y ago
Yes!! 🤢🤢🤢
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
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[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Not directed at you or any keto people! But usually when people get heavy whipping cream they also have tons of syrup in their drinks and that’s when it’s gross
adesotel 1 points 2y ago
This is nothing, my location had a lady come in who ordered a tall pike with 18 pumps of classic 🤮
MLGPolarBearz 1 points 2y ago
I had someone come in today that ordered a Venti Mocha Cookie Crumble with 3 shots of espresso, 6 pumps of frappe roast, heavy cream, 3 scoops of java chips, extra caramel drizzle, extra mocha drizzle, and extra cookie crumble. This same person ordered a venti mocha cookie crumble with 6 shots in it before. This absolute goof is insane.
ittybittybakerkitty 1 points 2y ago
Venti blonde vanilla latte. No foam. 16 pumps of vanilla. No 2% sub sweet cream. Add whip. She's a regular - pretty much daily, maybe every other day. I've stopped worrying about her she's clearly fine
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
LMAOOOO I know she has some gnarly shits after that 😭
somebodytohug 1 points 2y ago
We have a lady who gets a grande green tea frap with 18 pumps of liquid cane... with 8 “heapers” of matcha, as she calls it.
Jadenvicious1 1 points 2y ago
Ew I have an issue with the refreshers and vanilla bean powder with the heavy cream. It weird me out.
the1noir 1 points 2y ago
It don’t effect me what they do to their own body.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Thats awesome news!
Many-Medicine6836 1 points 2y ago
we have a new regular that gets 2 shots on ice with various syrups, but always gets extra half and half, extra heavy cream, extra 2%, extra nonfat, light ice, and extra whipped cream. she comes EVERY DAY. I wish I could say something.
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Girl..
Excelsior288 1 points 2y ago
Yus big daddy bucks profits off selling the diabetes.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Absolutely. People add so much stuff it’s so expensive omg
Excelsior288 1 points 2y ago
Their coffee is expensive to begin with... ... To be honest I'm in the middle of my two week notice and I do not think I'll ever have the desire to personally go to a Starbucks as a consumer. I'd rather give money to my neighborhood coffee shop.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Agreed!!! I drink it a lot because it’s free but I refuse to spend money at a starbucks
Excelsior288 1 points 2y ago
I think they crack it more than twice to have the signature burnt taste... Which is unique but not for me. I'm collecting on all my mark out to regift. That's about it.
Donald26069 1 points 2y ago
Idk how many plp I’ve had order Venti Pink Drinks with HEAVY CREAM and 4 scoops of vanilla bean powder plus Cold Foam. It’s so THICK and sugary I just could NEVER 👎
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s a tiktok drink we get it often
rio8envy7 1 points 2y ago
I like my strawberry frap made with heavy cream otherwise that’s it.
Canadiansbux 1 points 2y ago
I am seriously concerned for some of these people's health. 20 raspberry syrup in a grande gtf. Black ice tea with 10 toffee nut 10 classic and HC. Smh
crystalgreentea 1 points 2y ago
i had someone order a london fog with sugar free vanilla and heavy cream like ok 🤨
Spiritual_Cat_4168 1 points 2y ago
HAHA that is something i would order omg. as a barista i hate coffee. but starbucks was the only job i could get 😍 love the fraps & refreshers tho
hopelovepeace33 1 points 2y ago
Same! I internally gag every time I have someone order a drink like that. Me and a few of my co-workers will look at each other & say she’s literally going to shit herself later. Also there is this one customer who ordered I believe a caramel macchiato made with vanilla sweet cream 🤢🤮
drinkliquidclocks 1 points 2y ago
I absolutely can't believe people get HWC lattes 😶😶 shit shocks me every time
DylaFer 1 points 2y ago
That’s not the moon drink, the moon drink is chai and matcha. Actually oddly delicious sad to say.

But to be fair, heavy cream and cream are actually less sugar than regular milk options. Just sayin. Also, these are our keto-freak customers
Karilopa 1 points 2y ago
Former barista here. My go-to is usually a pink drink made with VSC instead of coconut milk. I’m a gremlin, I know, but it’s so good 😭
TylerJ716 1 points 2y ago
We have a regular that get a tentative black iced tea and 3 venti iced lattes with breve (half and half) as the milk base
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
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