So yeaaaaaaars before I began working at Starbucks I had a girlfriend who loved Starbucks and ordered fraps all the time but I was more of a timmies guy and usually stuck with my iced coffee. We eventually split and i walked past the Starbucks we usually went to get her drinks and thought “eh why not”

As I got into the store i waited in line, read the menu and listened to what other people were ordering. It was taking a bit so I started playing candy crush on my phone. Next thing you know I have the front barista calling me to order and i panic and blurt out “uhhh, BANANA” and i grabbed a banana, paid for it and ate it on the way out. No drink, nothing else, I didn’t go back for another 5 years.

The end