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Full History - 2021 - 04 - 03 - ID#mjmg3v
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I don't get the point of the brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso :/ (i.redd.it)
submitted by leagueisalright
buubuubitch 234 points 2y ago
If only I had a dollar for every single time someone ordered it like that
jayessdubs 53 points 2y ago
One time on bar I got a sticker that asked for BOSE and then said "no oatmeal"... You know the interaction was weird enough when it makes its way onto a sticker
shelsketches 5 points 2y ago
I wouldn’t have to work anymore
GeekRemedy 73 points 2y ago
Dat band-aid though. 😅
OhMyKrishna 14 points 2y ago
Maybe they were out of gloves. 😜
GeekRemedy 11 points 2y ago
😂🤮
OhMyKrishna 9 points 2y ago
The worst is when you start a shift with a bandaid on your finger, there are no gloves, you do a bunch of dishes without thinking, and then at the end of your shift, you realize your bandaid is gone. 😳🤦🏼‍♀️🥴🤮😂
BenBishopsButt 14 points 2y ago
FINGER CONDOMS PEOPLE! 🤮
flavioTOBR 41 points 2y ago
It’s disgusting. Why would anyone want to have oatmeal stuck in their teeth while drinking coffee?
dswalz 2 points 2y ago
but that is what happens when I use my ho-made oat milk for my lattes! I call them snacks!
Lady_Retro 31 points 2y ago
To me it taste like the ginger bread latte for some reason
ohyonkavich 18 points 2y ago
The ginger bread syrup tastes like listerine
Seaboats 10 points 2y ago
I used to say it tastes like how a bandaid smells
olivinemultichrome 7 points 2y ago
All the cinnamon 🤢
dswalz 25 points 2y ago
I have been making my own oat milk at home for forever. (Holy cheap Batman!) I don’t usually strain it too well because I can get lazy, meaning there are some blitzed chunks of oatmeal, date, cinnamon stick, etc. still in the prepared liquid. I always forget about those bits and end up getting “snacks”, as I have endearingly named them, whenever I drink my dranks. So does this mean I get royalties from this Starbucks® beverage?
preston136 25 points 2y ago
We have a green bean, we've told her it's pronounced "brown sugar shaking espresso". But she always calls it out as "brown sugar oat meal espresso"
whateverloserz 20 points 2y ago
I thought it was shaken espresso? Have I been saying it wrong? :0
howdudo 45 points 2y ago
its actually called the brown magic shake down express show
hahadrums 14 points 2y ago
omg, i love her, but hope she is ok
Avuneon 3 points 2y ago
You know she's not. None of us are
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The full name is “brown sugar oatmilk iced shaken espresso”. we usually just say “brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso” or honestly just “brown sugar oatmilk”
CobaltLemon 1 points 2y ago
I keep calling it a shaken blonde lol
drxwk 22 points 2y ago
i died laughing in someone’s face because they ordered a “venta” frappucino the other day🤣
italyphoenix 20 points 2y ago
Whenever I’m on window I always get at least 3 ppl per hour say trenti.
Different_Story_2465 10 points 2y ago
“Frappuchiny”
chom612 8 points 2y ago
Venta Americana
OhMyKrishna 8 points 2y ago
“Expresso” you sound like a dang fool!
strexedoctopus 2 points 2y ago
'yes id like a vintage pike"
f__theking 17 points 2y ago
say sike right now
leagueisalright [OP] 12 points 2y ago
pastabreadpasta 16 points 2y ago
You've gotta add blueberries, duhhh
goomy-toons 14 points 2y ago
Unrelated, but every time I go to pour hot water into oatmeal I get the intrusive thought:

“Fill it with Pike’s!”
rusher23232 2 points 2y ago
i did this once and the instinctive repulsive feeling i got left me with a burnt hand covered in pikes and oatmeal :)
makdaddymami 11 points 2y ago
Yesssssss literally!!!!!!!! When I saw the notification for this post pop up I’m like...... no way a barista just posted this...... literally half the customers 😩😩😩😩
drinkliquidclocks 10 points 2y ago
I'll have 1 gran-dee oatmeal espresso and 1 trenti megan dragon fruit 😌
spacebrain420 3 points 2y ago
*expressO 😅
leagueisalright [OP] 3 points 2y ago
That one is next
AUserNameThatsTaken1 5 points 2y ago
You have brown sugar?
darktreefalls 2 points 2y ago
Yuh
AUserNameThatsTaken1 3 points 2y ago
Wtf I thought everyone ran out
kqs13 3 points 2y ago
We were out but got it back, but now we are out of oatmilk lol
AUserNameThatsTaken1 1 points 2y ago
My store has been missing two truck loads hopefully we have our stuff in when I head in to work in a little less than 4 hours (opening shift)........ I should sleep.
darktreefalls 1 points 2y ago
Our store would DIE without it
v_is_4_violet 3 points 2y ago
As a Latinx partner 😂 we sometimes forget to pronounce the k in milk. We grew up on chocomil.
mmpotpie78 3 points 2y ago
STOP IT 😭😂😂
HollowRibcage 3 points 2y ago
When this drink first came out ...our partners were so confused and we actually handed someone a brown sugar packet.

Édit: the customer was equally as confused.
Mooncat1999 3 points 2y ago
This joke was just waiting to happen haha
TheFifthCrow 3 points 2y ago
No ice and way more oats, and that’s my breakfast most mornings.
Catpants21 2 points 2y ago
This lady angrily asked me the other day “WHERE IS MY OATMEAL!?” And I looked at her in confusion like “you... you didn’t order any oatmeal..” and she goes “The BROWN SUGAR OATMEAL I JUST ORDERED”.
Danny_myrillo 1 points 1y ago
🤢🤢🤢
purseEffphony 1 points 1y ago
I had a customer at the window who insisted I shake his already shaken drink in its cup in front of him. SmH
YNMEMP 1 points 1y ago
HAHAHAHHAAA HOLY FUCK THAT IT ONE OF MY PET PIEVES
Roxas6674 1 points 2y ago
This made me laugh harder than i needed too
YoungLady24 1 points 2y ago
Band aid🤮
noodlemonkeyz 1 points 2y ago
The point is that it’s the only good drink at starbucks, not too sweet or bitter
chiile-anyways_uhm 1 points 2y ago
I love to see it😂
always_hungryy 1 points 2y ago
This is all I see when people say that. Thank you for bringing it to life
DreyaNova 1 points 2y ago
Is this ... real??
Hyrokoyo923 1 points 2y ago
🤔
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