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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 04 - 05 - ID#mky2fa
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I don't know what is wrong with Timothy. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Animuthrowawayplz
meeeganthevegan 54 points 2y ago
800 calories of syrup alone. Omfg why
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 29 points 2y ago
Fuck. I didn't know it was that much. I knew it was like 200g of just sugar.
kitcat1210 32 points 2y ago
Honest to god question.... how did you fit the cold brew when he wants ex sweet cream and whole milk😳
givemeapples 28 points 2y ago
He just wants a splash of cold brew with his syrup milk drink
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 24 points 2y ago
We only filled the cold brew to the top black line. So he got barely any. It was a cool effect to see the cold brew swirling to try to mix with the syrup.
sonjalucile 29 points 2y ago
Customers should not be aloud to do so many mods on the app.. it’s getting out of hand 🥴
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 17 points 2y ago
I agree. I wish the app would limit them to 5 or so mods. After that it is hard to keep track.
teet_teet 14 points 2y ago
Sadly, they will never limit how many add-ons a customer can choose. So many of them cost extra so they’ll never squelch that.
oc_ua 19 points 2y ago
We have a lot of customers doing stuff like this, one day I asked about it and a customer told me they do this to make a "concentrate" and use it like creamer in their own coffee at home throughout the week.
teet_teet 11 points 2y ago
Times will never get that tough for me. I’d be too embarrassed to claim that shit.
buubuubitch 10 points 2y ago
I thought about that but the light ice and whip makes me think that they’re just gonna drink it now?
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 5 points 2y ago
I asked my co worker that usually does nights about it. That's how Timothy likes it because he likes his coffee "sweet". So he plans to drink it.
oc_ua 3 points 2y ago
Jesus christ. 🤢🤮
RICKYOURPOISIN 17 points 2y ago
Honestly I think this has to be one of those moments when you show someone the amount of syrup they’re getting. That’s like a diabetic coma right there
givemeapples 12 points 2y ago
I feel like after a certain amount of pumps, you should ask the customer if their intention was to get X amount of pumps. It could be a genuine question! Maybe they changed their mind 3 times! From vanilla -> classic -> caramel -> cinn dolce and maybe they forgot to remove the previous flavor??? And just hold up the cup in front of their face so they can see how much detriment they are intaking in their body????? Haha right?! Dear lord the thought of all that syrup sloshing down that guys throat is going to keep me up tonight
D73548 12 points 2y ago
What sucks is that these are almost always mobiles and uber. Majority of the time, these people with ridiculous orders dont actually say their order to us in person so we cant even ask questions. Just gotta give them what they want lol.
RICKYOURPOISIN 8 points 2y ago
LOL right? I’m pregnant and this picture made me throw up
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 7 points 2y ago
The guy has done this before according to my co worker that usually does nights. Timothy said he just liked his coffee sweet.
faunaflorist 6 points 2y ago
There’s liking your coffee sweet, and then there’s not liking coffee at all, Timothy
kiimmytran 16 points 2y ago
sometimes i worry for people, genuinely
SnugBear 8 points 2y ago
I think people just don't realize HOW MUCH 10 pumps of a syrup is. Before I started working here, when I would order I had no idea about the sheer volume of syrup that goes into our drinks. I mean, if you like it diabetes-style you like it diabetes-style - I just don't think people realize sometimes just what they're ordering...
lightofyourlifehere 6 points 2y ago
Timothy needs to have control over his coffee to feel like he has control over his life.
YoungLady24 5 points 2y ago
What on holy fuck?
ulrickofskyrim 2 points 2y ago
Indeed
chellichelli 5 points 2y ago
When people order like this I’m convinced they’re getting a “concentrate” and take it home and add it to regular coffee.
Animuthrowawayplz [OP] 3 points 2y ago
I asked my co worker today that usually does nights. It's how Timothy likes his coffee, which is "sweet".
storietime12 4 points 2y ago
Theyll order that and complain its too sweet lol
teet_teet 4 points 2y ago
It’s the diabete.
my_name_is_in_use123 4 points 2y ago
That’s gross 🤢
gracegilligan 3 points 2y ago
What the fuck
xXTimbloXx 3 points 2y ago
On behalf of all timothys I apologize.
Voxxyvoo 2 points 2y ago
just admit you dont like the taste of coffee, timothy... its not unmanly to not like coffee...
Broccoli_In_The_Butt 2 points 2y ago
That’s forty shots of syrup. How. Why. How is he not dead?
XanderTheChef 2 points 2y ago
Timmy chose heart disease today
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ulrickofskyrim 2 points 2y ago
No one? Ayt. Imma say it.
"For the glory of diabeetus" that's somewhat close to 250 grams of sugar a body can take (I know someone already pointed it out)
Timothy needs help
thebeancakes 2 points 2y ago
Timothy makes my stomach hurt
Familiar_sara_1983 2 points 2y ago
Daily dose of diabetes
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