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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 04 - 08 - ID#mmjq8g
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Disappointing tik tok kids (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Sdee1234
I love when a kid shows me their phone screen with a word like bluerazzlebedazzlebullelectricboogalootomfoolery with a picture of a blue and green drink and I get to tell them that the only blue ingredients I have are toxic cleaners and that its not a real item and the response I get is:
"Well I see these drinks all over tik tok" and a look that says they don't believe me for a second. Im just being a big ol unfun meany.
Yep. You tell me what I have behind my counter kid. you are more than welcome to the forbidden refresher ingredients. Thats the secret password. Lemme just pop open the cabinet under my sink and get out the ingredients. I keep them hidden by the liquid bleach. Keeps em fresh.
LycaenopsPictus 50 points 2y ago
This reminds me of a barista at my store who dumps a blue energy drink in a trenta cup at the start of every shift, and adds coconut milk.

The mixture so resembles the toxic cleaner that we've dubbed it her "urnex refresher".
TheBigBossNass 17 points 2y ago
Aight but hear me out, bar tablet frap sounds kinda bussin...
beepbeep-amsheep 6 points 2y ago
this made me cackle
chaddybabydaddy28 2 points 2y ago
“Can you make it like... for tiktok?” So u want me to make 2billion pink drinks or y’all just taking a sip each?
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