"Ask for it to be double blended, making it a Frappuccino" i fucking hate it when people who don't actually work at Starbucks write these stupid articles. Blending isn't what makes it a Frappuccino, it's the milk and the base syrup that does. Ugh...

“add double scoops of mango”

ryan the tiktok barista is dumb af.

Why are people mixing caramel and berry flavors? I hate this simulation.

At least it says to thank your barista 🤷

Help out a green bean - strawberry açaí to the appropriate line, lemonade to the appropriate line, but then where do the apple juice and strawberry purée go to? Scoops of mango? Like dried mango? Who has that? Not us. So then after I figure out how much apple juice and purée to add and deal with the lack of mango to scoop, I add ice to the appropriate line. Then I head over to the blenders and add Creme base? Is that right? Then pour this mess in the blender, drizzle the cup while it blends. If anyone can’t see how things like this slow us down . . .

Man, that’s not even that bad. Lately, people have been asking for us to layer strawberry purée and whipped cream in the cup between pours of the Frappuccino.

Yeah...people are idiots especially tiktok ryan 😂 are you actually asking how to make it though?

This drink got my coworker written up for being so complicated that she had to ask the person that she didn't know what that is and the customer took that offensively 🙃🙃🙃

The end says they won’t get it often because it lacks caffeine, but the refresher has caffeine. 🤦🏻‍♀️ That’s one thing I wish were advertised more.

who. the FUCK. orders a fruit drink with caramel

The way they describe the drink like it tastes like a slice of heaven...lol

My location is next to a highschool and an elementary school so Ive made every tiktok/secret recipe that gets any attention online.
All this to say, Ive made that. It was indeed gross, texture was yuck, but hey, they got what they asked for, and my colleagues and I got some entertainment out of it 🤷🏼‍♀️

"Starbucks has been offering on their 'Not so secret' menu"
That's statement pisses me off to no end... Don't come up in my line and ask for a drink that isn't on the menu, then get mad at me when I don't know what a "Baby Yoda Frapaccino is... 😩😤😠

"Ask for extra scoop of Mango"
Don't get mad at me when I tell you we don't have mango, and I suggest dragon fruit instead!

Last week sometime ordered a mango dragon fruit lemonade blended, add vanilla sweet cream cold foam with strawberry blended in. We also got multiple pink drinks with no coconut milk sub VSC.

Spring Break at the beach *sucks*.

i’m so glad i quit two weeks ago

**"Patiently wait for this mouth-watering drink to be served, and thank your barista before you go!"**
Oh you'll be patiently waiting an EXTRA minute for this pain in the neck alright.

What in the funky junky is this?

I had to make one of these today 🙃

So no one is going to talk about the fact that they said strawberry açaí as the base, then also lemonade.. pick one damn it.

FUCK that

At least they said to thank your barista at the end? Not that that makes up for this monstrosity

I’ve already had people ask for this in my store 😭

i’m dreading 😑

I’m gonna kill myself if I have to make this

Caramel drizzle?! Jesus why?!

I put in my two weeks after reading that

SCOOPS OF MANGO 😭?";#!#!#.(#??_?????#

Just looking at this stresses me out

Yeah, this seems like some BS!