would you like some coffee with your cup of syrup (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by babyaphrodita
i have a regular that comes in, gets a venti ice coffee with extra cream, 2 splendas, and 15 PUMPS OF CLASSIC. yes, 15. it ends up being basically half full of classic, and barely a quarter of it is coffee. i swear one sip of it would send me into a diabetic coma.