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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 04 - 17 - ID#msmk7y
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i’m new to this sub, so i figured i’d share the worst drink that i’ve ever had the misfortune to make (i.redd.it)
submitted by reclusivegiraffe
Hoax_Pudding_Cup 114 points 2y ago
I feel like Nolan ain't doin good.
melodiic_ 73 points 2y ago
eggnog??? and hazelnut?????? what is that even supposed to taste like 😭😭😭
dodofishman 63 points 2y ago
I bet it would taste like pepto bismol 🤢
rudebii 31 points 2y ago
i mean it's not the worst combo, but then add guava to the mix? Nolan needs to seek medical attention.
Aliciarox11189 12 points 2y ago
Like vomit
Lazror 31 points 2y ago
Sounded alright till I saw EGGNOG???
DraconidZinnia 9 points 2y ago
Yeah!! This without the eggnog actually doesn't sound too bad. It would add a nutty flavor I think. But eggnog..... *shudders*
dmm181 20 points 2y ago
Wtf!!!! The other day I made one with nonfat milk🤢🤢
GreyGreyson 17 points 2y ago
This shouldn’t exist.
lightofyourlifehere 15 points 2y ago
I'm trying to imagine what this tastes like and honestly my brain is not having it
sten45 13 points 2y ago
I would have had to try it. Egg nog is just liquid ice cream and hazelnut is good, guava is good... Now before you all downvote me to hell I am just saying we should try it.
jeonzelink 11 points 2y ago
how do you still have eggnog??
USplendid 26 points 2y ago
I don’t believe OP is giving the impression this was recent.
reclusivegiraffe [OP] 25 points 2y ago
this is from december
Dizzy-Half-4477 1 points 2y ago
I thought the very same thing!!
Silly_Goose2 1 points 2y ago
And Christmas cups?! Those were supposed to be destroyed a long time ago.
coffeecatmom 6 points 2y ago
Wait were we supposed to get rid of them? I still have Christmas egg bite bags lol
Silly_Goose2 5 points 2y ago
Yeah, at Winter Launch I think? Once the red aprons go away and the red menus come down all the Christmas stuff was supposed to go (except we could keep selling the beverages, stock permitting)
jeonzelink 3 points 2y ago
omg i didn’t even notice the christmas cup 😂
twilights_heiress 8 points 2y ago
Does- does he like need a hug or???
HippieinBlack 6 points 2y ago
This sounds like a drink a Nolan would get
lilkiosk 5 points 2y ago
This is awful. I could only imagine. We had someone sub for 2% for a mobile order and to say it was curdled and looked semi-vomit like would be an understatement...
f__theking 5 points 2y ago
oh dear *god*
Bubblebutt217 4 points 2y ago
It’s a tie between venti lemonade with white mocha and heavy cream and tall shaken espresso with 2%, extra heavy cream, 3 pumps chai, 3 pumps white mocha, 3 pumps vanilla, and extra ice...
sammiipiie 4 points 2y ago
A lemonade??? With white mocha?? And heavy cream?? EXCUSE ME?! 🤢🤢🤢
Bubblebutt217 2 points 2y ago
I thought it was a mistake too
sammiipiie 1 points 2y ago
Did they LIKE it?! I’m so 😳😳
reclusivegiraffe [OP] 3 points 2y ago
we have a regular that gets a unshaken iced matcha latte with 3 pumps of mocha
Bubblebutt217 2 points 2y ago
They ordered it regularly 🤢
SpinachLegal 4 points 2y ago
i’m crying for you
rudebii 4 points 2y ago
\[ screams in Ramsay \]
i-am-lizard-queen 4 points 2y ago
What the fuck, Nolan?
JustMeep 3 points 2y ago
why
KJ2998SJ 3 points 2y ago
🤢🤢🤮
DreyaNova 3 points 2y ago
Whhhhhy?
misim1 3 points 2y ago
RIP nolan’s stomach
ACleverDoggo 3 points 2y ago
*barfs delicately*
richayy420 3 points 2y ago
Nolan needs therapy
darkwolf523 3 points 2y ago
Thanks for making me vomit
LZARDKING 3 points 2y ago
Christ
vlara2016 3 points 2y ago
🤢
Environmental-Air781 2 points 2y ago
My worse was a matcha latte with 25 scoops of matcha...
reclusivegiraffe [OP] 3 points 2y ago
can you imagine how chunky that would be 🤢

this one woman comes through all the time and gets a venti iced chai with 22 pumps of chai, 11 pumps of sugar free cinnamon dolce, whole milk, and whipped cream. (usually there’s no room for milk)
genevuhhh 2 points 2y ago
if someone asked me to make this i simply would quit
kizzythaboss 2 points 2y ago
Aye, Nolan can either catch these hands or take his tail to therapy. That ain't right...😭😭😭😭
Catpants21 2 points 2y ago
That sounds disgusting. If you like the Guava Passionfruit Drink, I highly recommend adding sweet foam to it. Sounds gross at first but one of my shifts said someone ordered it the other day and I tried it and now I’m obsessed. It tastes like sherbet. You just have to drink it kinda fast or it’ll get funky
reclusivegiraffe [OP] 3 points 2y ago
one of my shifts gets the mango dragonfruit with vsc. it’s super good
Catpants21 1 points 2y ago
Oh maybe I’ll try that next shift!!
ajades1013 1 points 2y ago
uhhhh you do you buddy
Catpants21 1 points 2y ago
It’s good 🤷‍♀️
crzyshiba 2 points 2y ago
Who still has eggnog? Wouldn’t that be like scrambled eggs by now hahaha
test-tube-skatey 2 points 2y ago
This will give me nightmares i hate eggnog the smell makes me nauseous
Dizzy-Half-4477 1 points 2y ago
Me too. Even when I see it in the market shelves I get so grossed out
test-tube-skatey 2 points 2y ago
Prior to the bux i worked in a froyo shop once a kid ate a pound of eggnog and raspberry yogurt and puked all over my store it haunts me every time I must steam eggnog
Tortemo 1 points 2y ago
I was shaking my leg while opening the post and I literally froze in shock after reading like 4 words
Snoo_14486 1 points 2y ago
Yesterday I had someone order a grande americano with 1 stevia and light water 😂
hidood101 1 points 2y ago
im so sorry, i made a chai with 6 raspberry and 6 peppermint
jupiter_bug 1 points 2y ago
Eggnog???
coochieglock2000 1 points 2y ago
Let’s hope it was a slip of their finger.. oh no
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