Says they want a black coffee and nothing else at the register, then goes to the bar and tells the baristas all the sugars and milks they want added in.

“medicine ball”

“One grande white mocha and that’s all.” *tells total, sends order through* “I also need one cake pop, two bacon sausage burritos..”

“Can I get a pump of espresso”
“Can I get 3 pumps of sweet cream”
“Black coffee with cream and sugar”
“Can I get 2 extra shots...*pause*.......*starts pulling 2 espresso shots*........of vanilla” 😑

I had someone order a “strawberry a-khaki” yesterday.

“I need” or “give me”

Venti latte with 5 installments of honey is a regular at my store.

"Stawberry Assy" and "Maggotfruit" and "Meganfruit" are some of my faves

"i'll take a black coffee... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with cream and sugar"

referring to anything other than espresso as shots!
or when they ask for “(insert number) creamers”. do they think we just individually dump in multiple tiny packs of half&half?

“My regular “ like okay you’re not special bro. Just order your shit like a normal person. If I happen to know your order which I probably do then I will take the initiative to type it in before you finish ordering. Who’s to say that the person taking your order isn’t new or whatever. Even if I know the order I’ll make them say it because they need to be brought down to reality. Is that just me?

this one customer said “squirts” like seven times when ordering, and i actually started screaming, it was horrible

I hate it but also find it extremely funny when customers pronounce the sizes wrong, worst one recently was tetra and common one is ventay or trenti. It makes me cringe when people say akai instead of açaí or when they say brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso. It drives me crazy when customers that very apparently only speak english say “croissant” with like a french accent ugh I can’t stand it.

When they ask for “an extra shot” of espresso in a Frappuccino. Except for the espresso frap, none of them get a shot in the first place. But also I don’t wanna educate them on it so 🤷‍♀️

Im still new but
"# pumps of matcha"
*repeating order* "1 vente white mocha" "no, a white *chocolate* mocha" 🤨😐😑
when they want a "small" hot drink but don't specify short or tall

“Can I get one of those megan dragonfruit refreshers”

I've been at my current location for nearly two years and I can't stand it when I don't recognize someone and they go, "oh, you must be new!"

Also: "I'll have [x] white chocolate mocha." "Okay, a [x] white mocha?" "No, white *chocolate* mocha."

Also: (expectantly staring at me after I've told them to have a nice day) "cAn I gEt A sTrAw?!?" (If you're nicely asking me, then yes. But people have been rude about it again lately and it's getting on my nerves)

Pikes Peak

Tren-tay

Strawberry cake pop (when they mean birthday cake)

Turkey bacon egg bites (why do they think this exists?)

"hi!! ill have three separate orders"

How people pronounce Açaí and Dolce. When people don't know our sizing and won't just say small, medium, or large. Asking for a trenta or venti size cup of ice or water. Asking for a drink that isn't on the menu (like tiktok drinks) or trying to get a venti cup of ice with x shots and x pumps of syrup or a venti cup of ice water with inclusions. Asking for a sausage McMuffin or any soda (the soda thing really bugs me since there a BURGER KING NEXT DOOR). Saying "I need" or "get me" like clearly y'all weren't pestered about saying "may i" instead of "can i" when asking to go to the bathroom in school. Ordering some crazy complicated drink that you've obviously never tried as a venti, taking a sip and saying "this isn't right." And last but not least...."I wanted this iced"

Brown sugar oatMEAL shaken espresso

Not a phrase but we have a regular who gets a grande Americano, in a venti cup. 15 sugar. 5 cream. Well-timed and double cupped