age old ejaculatte *chefs kiss*

..i should call him

How fucking date this not be upvoted to all oblivion I'm pissed

barista championships here we come 😌

When you have dick customers, decorate accordingly... I’ve done this way too many times

YASSSS 🙌🏻 #penisart

i’m making all my lattes dick art now

The only latte art I want to learn how to do

Heheh there’s something so satisfying about giving mean customers penis latte art. They’ll never see it, but I know. We all know

i accidentally made penis art in some kid’s hot chocolate one day just trying to do a regular rosetta and i haven’t managed to recreate it since then 😔

Ah yes, the cocktté

I’m surprised the guy who mobiles order to my store under P. enis doesn’t request this

The old machines! My heart. Also...that dick tho

theres a lot wrong with this picture

Beautiful.

LMAO 🤣

Bahahaha

Lemme get a grande 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓼

I'm silly but the espresso grounds in the sani are bugging me

Y'all took a picture of my GF's coffee?

If I pay for the person behind me in line can I ask you do this?

But like can you teach me?

i love everything about this

I’m not alone 😂

That looks delicious 🤤 😍

How do I order this?

Mmm yummy