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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 04 - 29 - ID#n12tcn
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submitted by Starbuzksbarizta
No-Instruction-7769 61 points 2y ago
A regular of mine told me yesterday, “I ask for a lot of pumps because I like how it feels when I slurp it through my straw 🧓🏻” “okay👁👄👁”
MungotheSquirrel 43 points 2y ago
"I'd like an iced venti white mocha, and replace the milk with white mocha."
"Sorry, what?"
"Did I stutter?"
Good_Swimmer00 18 points 2y ago
I’ve had someone do this with sweet cream 🤮
DeepFriedJoseph 9 points 2y ago
That's one thick beverage. thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 🥣
ayut123 4 points 2y ago
Sure, I'll just put your name on the label, "Diabeto"
RistrettoIsBae 29 points 2y ago
Do you ever think people order crazy stuff to see it on this page? 😆 This one is definitely interesting. Maybe she’s making that espresso ice cream with it? Some customers do that. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Kitty_Queenx 18 points 2y ago
Thats 1200 calories for just the 20 pumps. This shouldn't be allowed for health reasons. Holy crap do people not know what they are ordering ????
Obamnasoda4 6 points 2y ago
I normally try not to be a calorie vulture but like HOLY SHIT the white mocha syrup has so many calories. Add just a smidgen of that to one of your drinks and you’ve already taken up a chunk of your daily intake 😭😭
Kitty_Queenx 3 points 2y ago
Same ! I usually go for a treat but I'm not letting a treat be over 1200 calories and if it us it better be some HUGE meal LOL
Obamnasoda4 5 points 2y ago
LOL right?? Isn’t that like the same amount of calories as a Cheesecake Factory meal 😭 and people say those are a ton of calories. There are lots of treats at Starbucks that aren’t nearly as bad at that 😖
serialsquisher 15 points 2y ago
do you ever wish you could just send customers to jail for shit like this
NotyourangeLbabe 12 points 2y ago
Yesterday somebody order a grande iced black and white with 8 pumps of white mocha and 8 pumps of mocha and extra extra caramel. It was disgusting.
HamiltonPolka 10 points 2y ago
Eww I know right? Blonde espresso. Yuck.

Seriously though, there’s something wrong with people. At one of my stores I had a daily mobile order during peak for a venti hot, 10pump vanilla latte with 12 Splenda and 4 Equal.
1b1rd 8 points 2y ago
The ones with a ton of Splenda crack me up. 2-3 Splenda makes me shit my brains out and makes a grande pretty sweet, so when Brenda over here orders 13 Splenda in her latte I wonder *just what she's going through* at the end of the day for that sickly-sweet candy flavor.
ReformedWheeze 6 points 2y ago
damn girl just buy the whole bottle of white mocha i guess
Kmsss 3 points 2y ago
There is someone that gets 2 inches of caramel at the bottom of their macchiato
Polojayy 3 points 2y ago
woke up n chose diabetes 🤦🏾‍♂️
TallAlmondLatte 2 points 2y ago
Mara, are you okay girl?
Starbuzksbarizta [OP] 1 points 2y ago
No🥴no she isn’t
sydbey_ 1 points 2y ago
seriously revolting
viridiansiren 1 points 2y ago
Mara chose violence
PecanLake734 1 points 2y ago
Vile
InfiniteFriez 0 points 2y ago
Omfg. If that person doesn’t have diabetes I would be surprised.
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