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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 04 - 30 - ID#n1txit
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um what.. (i.redd.it)
submitted by ffrank69
PacificEnoch 203 points 2y ago
Starbucks: what would you like to order

Julie: Yes
cxbar 149 points 2y ago
me: would you like milk in your tea ?
Julie: *heavy breathing*
Tara_Kitten 94 points 2y ago
Does she want the extra room in another cup??
camnyr 83 points 2y ago
does she even want the tea at that point 🤮
FuschiaFeather 52 points 2y ago
Maybe they didn't know there was a way to just order a cup of milk 😂
f__theking 68 points 2y ago
mobile ordering killed all sense of reason in our world
mysterious_yams 43 points 2y ago
I would wait until they got there so they could explain what the damn hell they want.
ffrank69 [OP] 34 points 2y ago
that’s what we did, we waited for her to pull up to the window and we were just like “...are you sure..” and she was like yeah
El_Gabe69-420 19 points 2y ago
But now there are more questions. Cold milk? Steamed? Was there any hot water for steeping? How did you get all the milks in there while also having extra room??? This woman's drink is so beyond comprehension it hurts 🤮
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clariceeclair 39 points 2y ago
Oat milk feelin a little left out 🙁😔
apracticalman 34 points 2y ago
Oat milk isn't in the app, guarantee that's literally the only reason it isn't there.
hctiB_bmuD 36 points 2y ago
Wait, where do I even start with this. There's not going to be enough room for the hot water to even steep in the first place. And if she dosent want that milk steamed, we're gonna have a problem, cause at that point, it's just cold milk with a tea bag...
clumsycalico 46 points 2y ago
And that’s exactly what I would make :) play stupid games win stupid prizes
El_Gabe69-420 3 points 2y ago
I couldn't agree more!! I'd absolutely do this lol.
howdudo 6 points 2y ago
u just remake then when they show up. Id steam whole milk and coconut milk.. put like a pump if classic in it and make it extra hot. just like really aim for 'here is ur shit kbye.' and then if they complained.. Id do what u said. cold milk and tea bags lmao
clumsycalico 1 points 2y ago
Yeah I thought about that possibility when I commented but my hope would just be that they pick it up and leave before they realize 😅😅
ffrank69 [OP] 9 points 2y ago
exactly 😭
jupiter_bug 21 points 2y ago
It feels like people are letting AIs place orders
ladyelenawf 8 points 2y ago
"Hey, Google, order me some tea from Starbucks."

*Google: is that it? No details? Fuck it, I'll complete Skynet soon. She'll get what I give her.* Google, "It'll be ready in 5-6 min."
dakevvv 12 points 2y ago
tell me you hate tea without telling me you hate tea
LightWhitePeaches 12 points 2y ago
I dont think Julie knows what she’s ordered
lpcrosby 10 points 2y ago
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HONEY CITRUS MINT TEA AT FIRST. curdled milk galore
clumsycalico 10 points 2y ago
We have a regular who mobile orders coffee with extra of almost every type of milk. We just....make it like that, and she keeps ordering it it...
mgoodwin1631 4 points 2y ago
This what happened with someone has a reward to use and they let their kid use their phone go order starbucks
Butterflybo0ty 3 points 2y ago
They dead just wanna see us suffer
SpookyDaBaby 3 points 2y ago
So they wanna shit shit
ayut123 3 points 2y ago
Grande IBS
drinkliquidclocks 3 points 2y ago
People who mix dairy with nondairy milks have a special spot in hell, next to the devil.
sadvibez_x 3 points 2y ago
julie. honey. are you okay? do you want to sit and talk about it?
megs1288 3 points 2y ago
My soul left earth after the “extra room” like FOR WHAT JULIE?
scmfckwaido 5 points 2y ago
For oat milk
No_Hall_7537 3 points 2y ago
Go to Dunkin Julie.
thebeancakes 3 points 2y ago
The ultimate milk.
AkaraBlagg 3 points 2y ago
It's like Kanye Said: No one man should have all that power.
ZaftigZephyr 3 points 2y ago
Julie is going through something right now...
LatterRooster 3 points 2y ago
Say wha?!?
beaudebonair 3 points 2y ago
The most contradiction of a drink I have seen yet! xD
LSDbarista 2 points 2y ago
aka..a curdled mess!
dnims24 2 points 2y ago
The comments have me rolling 😂
thehairqueen 2 points 2y ago
I thought I was just over tired 🤣🤣 I’m dying over here
RexFlex420 1 points 2y ago
That's 7 different types of milk
deegan14 1 points 2y ago
you want some tea with that?
datguy-cam 1 points 2y ago
Mint steamer
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