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Full History - 2021 - 05 - 01 - ID#n2w6os
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venti iced white mocha with sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle (i.redd.it)
submitted by misim1
i_jlp_you 315 points 2y ago
This looks like “venti iced passion tea with no water, sub heavy cream, 6 stevia, and 6 sfv” to me
mielmami 48 points 2y ago
i gagged
i_jlp_you 64 points 2y ago
At least it’s “keto” 🤪
misim1 [OP] 73 points 2y ago
Omg people order that because it’s keto? I thought they were just a bunch of sick freaks running around drinking fruit flavored heavy cream 🤢
i_jlp_you 43 points 2y ago
No, all the ingredients are theoretically keto, from my understanding of the diet (I am NOT a nutritionist of any sort lol). But, these fad dieters take it to such an extreme amount that there’s no way it can be healthy. I have a very rudimentary understanding of nutrition, but also I can’t wrap my mind around the fact somehow 12 oz of heavy cream and an insane amount of sugar free syrup and sweetener packets is somehow healthy.
TheDoubleDan 9 points 2y ago
Actually it tastes exactly like a parfait, granola and all. I'd say try one! You only need a splash of heavy cream. And black tea + peach juice + heavy cream + vanilla = peach cobbler a la mode.
safety_bitch 4 points 2y ago
It's kinda like just eating a ton of stevia packets and being like "it's okay it's Keto."
lea-oppalove 3 points 2y ago
Yeah same lmao

The white mocha cold foam drink is ordered by literally everyone at my store, anyway
Dantesdeception 50 points 2y ago
Beware, I've just started getting refreshers with Sweet cream cold foam and lemonade, who drink it with a straw
Markedsoultheif 23 points 2y ago
Literally what is the point in paying the dollar charge for cold foam if you’re gonna use a straw?
kizzythaboss 12 points 2y ago
The day the shaken espressos dropped, "Oh can you add vsccf?" 😕🙁☹️😠😡
Dantesdeception 10 points 2y ago
*proceeds to snatch a straw from behind the bar after you hand it out*
kizzythaboss 7 points 2y ago
OMFG I hate that shit! We even have a sign that SPECIFICALLY STATES "Please refrain from reaching behind partition" and what do they do 80% of the time? 🤦🏾‍♀️
Dantesdeception 3 points 2y ago
Omg I wish we could. Our dm is very against anything that looks "unwelcoming" so we can't have any signs up about anything aside from the "this table is closed" signs that people ignore anyways
Broccoli_In_The_Butt 2 points 2y ago
We keep our mobiles for 2nd shift where they can’t get it bc 2nd shift has less people so they’ll literally walk around the bar to grab their shit.
kizzythaboss 1 points 2y ago
😳DF?!! 🤦🏾‍♀️
Broccoli_In_The_Butt 2 points 2y ago
And I thought the refreshers with coconut milk and vsccf were bad
dead-ramone 28 points 2y ago
i just fucking choked
hobo_treasures 26 points 2y ago
Sorta off topic but my dtw asked the car if they would pull up and have someone run their drink out and the driver said she'd rather stay and I didn't look at her but I bet this is what she looked like
LatterRooster 8 points 2y ago
What!? I’d say okay, let me refund your order. 🤣
medicinexx 22 points 2y ago
i don’t know why this makes sense but it just does
conn663 17 points 2y ago
i had an entire girls football (soccer)team ask for the ‘sunset’ drink this morning... i’m done
baseballgirl30 2 points 2y ago
what is that...
conn663 5 points 2y ago
some tiktok drink in the UK. Mango purée with hibiscus lemonade😳 no word of a lie, a part of me wants to say no whenever i hear it.
baseballgirl30 3 points 2y ago
That sounds like it would be so good if it were like mango juice rather than purée. Why are people so into chunky drinks 😭
chumberchive 2 points 2y ago
It’s not even purée , it’s thick gloopy syrup. I don’t know how people drink it. It’s supposed to be blended with black tea and ice to make a cold smoothie kind of thing but Jesus the ‘sunset’ drink is an abomination
chibztix 10 points 2y ago
😂😂😂
ScalieDraggy 9 points 2y ago
We just call vanilla sweet cream white Anglo-Saxon protestant (WASP) blood now.
sixela2402 9 points 2y ago
Can someone post this on tik tok?
MonstrousGiggling 9 points 2y ago
Lol
hctiB_bmuD 8 points 2y ago
She's the person who'd ask me for a Custom Iced Tea Lemonade, no tea, coconut milk, and vanilla
interyx 3 points 2y ago
This dude has been getting lemonade steamed with matcha and then dumped over a venti cup of ice. It makes me so upset every time.
infatuationrain 7 points 2y ago
Oh god . I get a caramel macchiato with extra caramel drizzle and I’m a blonde with glasses 😭
beaudebonair 7 points 2y ago
The glasses totally say, Straight Outta Portland!
[deleted] 5 points 2y ago
It’s literally an $8 cup of PURE SUGAR, no ones forcing you to drink coffee maam
LatterRooster 5 points 2y ago
If they give you attitude then leave the whip and make no eye contact! 🤣
cavalier731 5 points 2y ago
Oh em gee this is her!!!
Rare_Dragonfruit1885 4 points 2y ago
this is my boyfriend’s order and it makes me die inside every time
sci-fi-lullaby 4 points 2y ago
An iced sweet milk latte with sweet milk foam and extra sweet milk drizzle
Aliciarox11189 3 points 2y ago
I feel attacked cause I have similar glasses but I hate that drink
lightofyourlifehere 3 points 2y ago
Omg I'm dead
LavalampClock 1 points 2y ago
don't forget the extra mocha drizzle on the side of the cup
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