I chuckled so hard at this

or the chai i don’t wear long sleeves because i know that it’s gonna get all over me 😭

Or syrup in your eyeballs/glasses if you hold the cup at the wrong angle . . .

I was JUST about to say this! I’m a rly pale white person with many body freckles/moles/beauty marks (I basically look like a flour tortilla) and I always get a minor scare after a day of frappuchinos that I’m getting even more on my arms LOL

i literally stick the whole pump inside the cup to pump syrups and it still gets on my glasses. it doesn’t make sense

I've had chai tea before and have never had a problem but something they must add or do to the starbucks chai causes some allergic reaction for me LOL. Every time I see a chai ticket print out I groan. Shit makes me all itchy and red for like a good hour whenever it ends up on my arms...

i don’t care where i’m positioned, i don’t even have to touch bar to somehow end up with a streak of mocha near my elbow.

there have been a few times i’ve spilled the purée on myself and thought i was bleeding, causing panic from the other baristas because i’m super messy

Gross. I hated that feeling so much, especially being on the shorter side where all the runoff from the bar is perfectly at belly-button level.