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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 05 - 10 - ID#n9hl4y
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What are harmless things that annoy you? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Almond36
Little things that don’t actually cause any inconvenience but still drive you crazy, for example:

-When people ask for a “frappe” instead of a Frappuccino

-When a partner puts the drink sticker anywhere beside the customization spot on the cup
jessstress 165 points 2y ago
-"Hello" as soon as they pull up to the speaker

-"I need...." No, you don't need anything from Starbucks. You want something.
jessstress 74 points 2y ago
-pulling forward while I'm telling them their total, like, jeez wait 0.5 seconds


- Not acknowledging me as a person (ie answering when we say "Hi there, how are you doing?" And they jump right into their order)
badatlife15 46 points 2y ago
Talking on their phone when they pull-up and looking at you like you’re being rude for greeting them, telling them their total, asking if they need any straws.
Webshooter38 2 points 2y ago
This gets me too. Like... Did you not hear me ask you a question?
roem529 59 points 2y ago
The “I need” really hits a nerve, I feel like I’m the only person at my store who gets annoyed by this lol. Where I grew up I was always taught that starting an order with “I need” is one of the most disrespectful things you can say to a server. I’m still trying to get used to how normalized that is in the states. It feels so weird when the customer is super friendly otherwise, but still demands their order?
amazing_redhead 31 points 2y ago
Oof I'd rather get an "I need" than a "give me"
ilholtstilin 27 points 2y ago
“You can make me _________” really grinds my gears the most.

Oh, can I? Can I really, m’lord? My stars, what a day!
Webshooter38 6 points 2y ago
Weirdly enough, "give me" when said by a nice regular, bugs me less than "I need".
BeardiesRule112 21 points 2y ago
“INEEDA...”.... you need a nutritionist
the_price_is_right96 8 points 2y ago
"I need" is my biggest pet peeve. Like, when I quit, I'm just going to tell everyone who says "I need" "well goodness, if you need it, I hope you don't die when you can't get it because we are all out!" Even if we aren't out. Because, what are they going to do? Fire me? I've already quit!
XNinSnooX 3 points 2y ago
Work at Chipotle, but it's ridiculous how many customers use the "I need" phrase. Like no you don't, this isn't survival
discountcholesterol 3 points 2y ago
I don't know, some customers seem genuinely held hostage by their passengers when ordering. The "I need" is simply a call for help. Lol! Just to lighten the mood next time you hear it perhaps
twiIightprincess_ 3 points 2y ago
When they say “I’m going to have...”
ventisizedstress 80 points 2y ago
When customers pronounce trenta and venti as “trentea” and “venta”
dazedandconfusedhere 59 points 2y ago
“Ven-tay”
Itsthelegendarydays_ 20 points 2y ago
This triggers my fight or flight response
mcdermottbobby 9 points 2y ago
I actually laughed out loud reading this it’s too accurate
Vilali 10 points 2y ago
Or a grand.
nedcoleman 5 points 2y ago
How about “Americana”
doingthewerk 5 points 2y ago
i’ll never forget the girl who pronounced it “tentra”
StaffZealousideal271 8 points 2y ago
or tetris lol
EnvironmentalLoad828 73 points 2y ago
-When customers order water at the hand off instead of the register. Sure it takes 10 seconds to grab but it ruins the flow.
-When I ask them how their day is and they go straight to ordering
-When I see an overflowing tip jar (tip theft is a very common thing in my store and Ive realized it doesnt happen as often if theres less cash to steal)
-When customers request a specific barista to make their drinks
-Watching my minors get hit on, especially by middle aged people
LatterRooster 18 points 2y ago
The cash thief has gotten ours a few times. I had a barista go off on me for prioritizing bringing the tips inside and putting them in a tip bag. She said I wasn’t supposed to touch them... well I’ll be damned if those tips get got cuz your a power hungry bitch.
[deleted] 5 points 2y ago
🤮 at the minors thing, that is definitely not harmless. This used to happen to me 16 years ago when I worked at Baskin Robbins and I'm still traumatized. Horrible that this is still a thing.
ZaftigZephyr 3 points 2y ago
Ugh yes the water at hand off. I'm like did you just decided now that you wanted water or did you think it was appropriate to wait til I was already working on another order to ask for that. They know not what they do though.
star_pants 3 points 2y ago
The minors thing is such a problem. I like to take over for them at whatever position and tell them "oh so and so needs to talk to you". Can't always do it but it works well
2624starbs 56 points 2y ago
Three words. Extra wet cappuccino.
dayahorne 16 points 2y ago
Soo..you mean. Like you want a Latte?
2624starbs 5 points 2y ago
Yes.... a latte ;(
dayahorne 4 points 2y ago
Lmao I swear I hate these types customers
jessevvebb 1 points 2y ago
lolll i got a no foam cappuccino for the first time in a year yesterday
Used_Thought4672 12 points 2y ago
I want a cappuccino but no foam

… so a latte?

No, it just tastes better when I order it this way. I want a cappuccino no foam.

Followed by me having to explain to our new baristas that the customer is an idiot and just to make a latte. Smh
2624starbs 4 points 2y ago
I’ll bark if they ask for “No FoAm”
ayrihanae 54 points 2y ago
Medicine Ball.
kandiwarriorprincess 41 points 2y ago
Bonus if they’re hacking up a lung while ordering.
michaela6514 20 points 2y ago
Medicine ball. Iced.
steroidsummers 8 points 2y ago
hit them with the peach green tea lemonade with honey blend
SalParadise81 10 points 2y ago
With 1 pump of peppermint. Trust.
whimsicallatteart 47 points 2y ago
we have a lady who orders a “dosio espressioso” every day
badatlife15 53 points 2y ago
Tell her in your best Hermione Granger impression that it’s “doppio espressooo, not dosio espressioso” lol <maybe funnier in my head?>
FfierceLaw 8 points 2y ago
That’s hilarious I love it
MonstrousGiggling 3 points 2y ago
Haha no that definitely had me laughing.
Professor_Profane 23 points 2y ago
Reminds me of a lady we get everyday ordering a “vintage” caramel macchiato. Doesn’t matter how many times we try and correct her lmao
benevolentchainsaw 8 points 2y ago
wait we get that too, it’s like “vinach” or “vintage” every time and when i say venti upon reading it back she corrects me 💀
Ashesremindme 19 points 2y ago
She corrects you? Lol, go look on the mobile order counter and see if there's one from three hours ago and give it to her. "We usually make these fresh, but you're in luck today! We have a 7:14am vintage caramel macchiato right here. Yes, that was a very good hour for macchiatos. Enjoy! *chefs kiss*"
InsertAliasHere7589 2 points 2y ago
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! 😂😂 Noooo this is too good!!
Last_Employment_1730 1 points 2y ago
I had someone do that once to me (I'm a former partner but working as a barista elsewhere), and I didn't say anything. I didn't want to embarrass him but he realized and was like 😳
trashkittenxoxo 38 points 2y ago
"I'd like a pink drink please"
"I'm sorry, we just ran out of the strawberry base. Can I get you a different flavor refresher?"
"Yes, then i'd just like strawberry acai made with lemonade."
"... I would really love to, but we're out of the strawberry base, i'm sorry."
"Ugh, fine. Just make it with water."
"Ok, one venti water, coming up."
FoxyOnTheRun_ 19 points 2y ago
This is when I start pretending I’m an npc and repeat my lines exactly the same each time:

”unfortunately we’re out of strawberry acai so I’m unable to make that drink for you tonight :)”

”unfortunately we’re out of strawberry acai so I’m unable to make that drink for you tonight :)”

”unfortunately we’re out of strawberry acai so I’m unable to make that drink for you tonight :)”

Like i wanna say I’m joking but I’m not.
M_Night_Sammich 1 points 2y ago
This is me when they want to keep ordering and I ask

Grande or venti?

Grande or venti?

Grande or venti?
is_it_soy 30 points 2y ago
Partners letting the oven do more than one *honk* cycle.
vanbibs22 11 points 2y ago
Honk cycle 🤣
is_it_soy 7 points 2y ago
Lol, well how else was I supposed to describe it?? 😆
vanbibs22 3 points 2y ago
Before I would have called it a beep, but I like honk better
King-GoergeIII 29 points 2y ago
When baristas give a shit where I put the sticker like it matters
unidentifiedenby 9 points 2y ago
My coworker made a fuss abt this and said “sorry! It’s just my OCD haha!” …I have actual OCD and I couldn’t give less of a fuck where the sticker goes. It’s a cup I will never see it again
cilantroprince 9 points 2y ago
right? like i just put it on there, nobody in the world has to give a shit 😂
ladyelenawf 8 points 2y ago
I can't remember where I read it, but one batista was putting them on the Siren picture to ruin the social media pictures. 😂
mcdermottbobby 5 points 2y ago
This^^^^^
lilkiosk 3 points 2y ago
Literally though. Someone who used to work at my store and was always our DTO yelled at me who was on drive bar with no support in the middle of a peak because I didn’t put the sticker in the right spot. Like. 1. It doesn’t matter even a little. 2. I’m trying to get drinks out as fast as humanly possible, could you just not...
corncob999 28 points 2y ago
salted caramel cold foam cold brew. that’s it
SnooChocolates9574 1 points 2y ago
I stumbled on this post as a customer. Is this a pain to make?
[deleted] 1 points 2y ago
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rusher23232 24 points 2y ago
my elbows brushing the top of the whip canisters and getting whip cream on them when i’m on bar! it’s so frustrating
ZaftigZephyr 1 points 2y ago
Ugh I hate this
gabbysafari 23 points 2y ago
when they add something or modify a drink after you put their order through. i know they don’t realize it makes a difference, but it gets confusing not having the sticker for a drink/food item, especially during peak.
Dantesdeception 20 points 2y ago
Caramel crunch/ cookie crumble Fraps with no whip
stqmine 5 points 2y ago
why? It makes it easier
gabbysafari 13 points 2y ago
for the mocha cookie crumble at least, that’s exactly the same as a java chip w/no whip. the caramel crunch makes sense at least
Dantesdeception 10 points 2y ago
Because they don't know why they're ordering it lol
Dantesdeception 3 points 2y ago
And I really love snazzing up those drinks
BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 19 points 2y ago
Paying it forward without tipping.
Vilali 12 points 2y ago
Honestly, I hate pay it forward chains. It causes too much confusion when there's a play change.
gabbysafari 6 points 2y ago
the amount of times people have been confused when i try to explain that the car ahead of them paid for their order already... or when they get mad they couldn’t get their points or whatever from it 🙄
anitasdoodles 10 points 2y ago
Lol I had a dude give me a 20 and use it for the customers behind him until it was gone. I said sure, and when he drove off that shit went right in the tip jar.
glossysejin 19 points 2y ago
Some always says they would like a pikes peak and that gives me such a headache every time i hear it...also when people say “hello how are you” and dont wait for a response
FfierceLaw 18 points 2y ago
Both of those raise my BP. I also hate being handed super messy drinks, especially when liquid is leaking out of the bottom edge of a dome lid like crazy. I’m not giving that to a customer. I double cupped drinks a lot today because of one partner on bar who is just altogether messier. Some messiness is going to happen but this today was over the top. Plus this same partner Fs with me, intentionally putting down just the drink I need right now in a spot behind dirty dishes where it’s not in my direct view
LatterRooster 10 points 2y ago
Yes, the messy drinks are theeee worst! Sometimes I even re-cup. It shouldn’t be that gross. But I guess when you never wash your hands on bar for hours 🥴
Also, gross aprons when you start your shift🥴 and then you just used your apron to wipe the cup🤢
lelaluv 16 points 2y ago
iced london fogs, ordering at the window, yelling hello into the speaker before i even have the chance to greet you, driving past the speaker when ur picking up a mobile, mobile ordering from the drive thru, trent-tea, people who don’t speak to u / respond to u at all at the window...
ZaftigZephyr 1 points 2y ago
I don't mind mobile orders at the window but everything else hell yes

The people who literally don't look at you or speak to you....
oatmealstan 16 points 2y ago
we have an occasional customer who asks for a “stoovia” in their coffee. they want stevia. they insist on pronouncing it stoovia every single time. it kills me
cammypearls 6 points 2y ago
a customer once pronounced it as “sativa” and everyone on headset thought it was hilarious
Last_Employment_1730 2 points 2y ago
I know people who call truvia "trivia"
xmorsxmordre 12 points 2y ago
Ordering from the passenger side. And then being annoyed they have to talk louder for us to hear them.
amazing_redhead 11 points 2y ago
"HI, how are you? So can I get a...." like, don't ask if you don't care
KaleSalad201 11 points 2y ago
A man who consistently orders a “double dirty iced chai” and it makes EVERYONE uncomfortable AND THEN he tried to order a latte and said a “double dirty venti iced latte” but I made him say it as venti iced latte when he realized venti iced has 3 shots 🙃
gabbysafari 3 points 2y ago
the dirty iced chai makes sense but... a latte is already “dirty”
KaleSalad201 2 points 2y ago
Yeah so it seems this man is just doing everything in his power to be gross with the way he says his orders, while a dirty chai is a way to order chai with shots he still went on and ordered a “double dirty latte” and the way he says it...it’s gross...his voice...the connotation...the way he acts at the window...🤮
gabbysafari 2 points 2y ago
aaahhhh makes more sense 😣 why do so many men have to act gross in the drive thru
[deleted] 1 points 2y ago
Isn't a dirty chai with espresso?
gabbysafari 1 points 2y ago
yup! so a double dirty chai would just be a chai with 2 shots of espresso
[deleted] 1 points 2y ago
But a chai latte is just chai and milk so it is not already dirty, is my point?
ladyelenawf 2 points 2y ago
Can you please break this down Barney Style?
blueberrrytea 10 points 2y ago
being put on dto the entire day
randomhoe999 9 points 2y ago
Strawberry açai* pauses* with LEMONADE
lilkiosk 5 points 2y ago
I love this one in an I hate it kind of way. They act like it’s not a real drink on our menu and they’ve discovered something special. Or the people who order it the opposite way “strawberry açaí refresher BUT NO LEMONADE!”
ZaftigZephyr 1 points 2y ago
Thiiiiiiiissssss
randomhoe999 1 points 2y ago
People who order at the end of the store at bar
Saradigm 1 points 2y ago
I wait a good 10 seconds after someone says strawberry açaí before I press anything. It drives me crazy.
P_2_P 1 points 2y ago
Just hit lemonade under the custom tab. I’m tired of starting over especially if it’s like no berries blah blahs blah
emrosepal0101 8 points 2y ago
iced green tea latte
snenzie 7 points 2y ago
sometimes the people at my store put stuff in the RTD&E case in the wrong order so that stuff that expires tomorrow is in the back and stuff that expires in months is in the front.

they also just leave expired stuff in there or restock it with stuff that's already expired. so every time i come in that's the first place i look.
unidentifiedenby 7 points 2y ago
There’s a couple that sometimes orders upside-down stirred caramel macchiatos. I just make it because I don’t feel like risking sounding condescending
childishgamblin 6 points 2y ago
Cold foam on hot drinks, it really pushes me over the edge lol especially when they come back and complain that their hot drink was cooler than it should be…
proletarithot 6 points 2y ago
“IS IT GOOD???”

Bitch I don’t know what you like and I promise you don’t want my go-to black nitro
cantthinkofaname202 6 points 2y ago
✨💕ex-presso💕✨
alexipoo 6 points 2y ago
people who order doppio macchiatos...literally the worst people most of the time
richayy420 3 points 2y ago
Ours is a regular he’s boujiee & nice!
Saradigm 5 points 2y ago
Yes, I dislike when someone says “frappe” like no, frappes come out of a bag. Frappuccinos are made from scratch with love and barista tears. On the other hand, I hate when people think they gotta use the Starbucks words for sizes. Like just fuckin say small medium large I don’t give a shit. No one does. You gaslighting yourself. Agree on sticker placement too!

But for real when there’s 2 people on bar, if you get back to hot bar before me and a drink I started is done, just fucking finish it. Don’t just leave the shots to die or god forbid move my shit aside to pull your blond shots or whatever. Like this is OUR bar, OUR job, to get these drinks out the window.

Partners standing around when the store is a wreck. Partners who don’t take initiative when something obvious needs done and they’re not busy. Customers staring at me on bar. Customers asking for physically impossible or frivolously intricate drinks. Customers complaining about the layout of our parking lot. Customers.
Puzzleheaded-Coat-14 5 points 2y ago
Me: would you like A straw?
Customer: can I have a straw?
🙄
dayahorne 5 points 2y ago
When you finished making their drink and then they have the audacity to say I wanted decaf
lightweightlarkin 5 points 2y ago
When people can’t pronounce macchiato! People where I live will often say macchiata or pronounce it like matchiata too or matcha-chito
badatlife15 5 points 2y ago
Someone was trying to ask for a macchiato and asked for a mojito instead like...sorry ma’am we don’t sell liquor here hahaha
lightweightlarkin 6 points 2y ago
I wish! Those partner free drinks at the end of a close would hit different
badatlife15 1 points 2y ago
Hahaha!! Yep!
kxnkycxrly 4 points 2y ago
When customers order a black coffee and complain that there’s no cream in it.
when they ask for their regular and I have no idea who they are.
when they tell me “well so and so does it for me” well I’m not so and so and I follow company policies bye. no, I will not make you a caramel crunch iced latte and not charge you for all the extras 🙄
YouNatPatt 4 points 2y ago
People making it sure you know they are going to tip you through the app they just can’t find it
dayahorne 4 points 2y ago
When customers ask for a mocha Frappuccino, but they say matcha.
Professor_Profane 4 points 2y ago
When a customer just throws their money at the counter instead of handing it to me. I do the same thing back every time 🤷‍♂️
randomhoe999 3 points 2y ago
I have a list


•People who say sweet foam instead of sweet cream

•People who think cold foam is automatically the sweet cream foam

•People who get the cookie crumble with no whip

•Partners who leave the oven open instead of taking the food out

•Overly sweet drinks like a venti pink drink with soy milk vanilla sweet cream cold foam and vanilla bean powder

•Customer that leave their straw wrapper at the hand off

•Customers that touch your hand when you’re handing off money/food

•PEOPLE WHO GET STRAWS WITH COLD FOAM DRINKS

•PEOPLE WHO SHAKE COLD FOAM DRINKS/iced caramel macchiatos
venturealoha 3 points 2y ago
People.
ZaftigZephyr 3 points 2y ago
When a customer asks you to suggest something good

When they try to insist you take it back because they don't want it and apparently literally don't know anyone who might enjoy a free drink

When they say "can I get..." When I'm on bar I'm always like nah you cannot. Idk why that bothers me. I guess it's just like crazy in there and if you are asking me I'd rather not make you 7 frapping venti frappes right now!
anitasdoodles 3 points 2y ago
When old people order a drip coffee. I don’t want nuthin’ fancy! Just a regular cup of coffee! *ok, you want cream and sugar in that?* just a REGULAR coffee! *give them a regular black coffee* can I get cream and sugar? *uuuugh*
rasperries 3 points 2y ago
When my coworkers correct customers aggressively for saying medium instead of grande or frappe or frozen coffee 😭 like it’s one thing to clarify and make sure they want a Frappuccino it’s another to be rude about it it makes me so uncomfortable
nedcoleman 2 points 2y ago
You’re the only one on register, you greet the customer and the customer doesn’t approach your register, they plant themselves in front of the other register. You take their order, and they stay there, pulling out their payment card to pay and you have to cajole them to come over to where you are to complete the transaction.
ffelenex 2 points 2y ago
Been a partner a long time. Nothing bothers me anymore except when I hear zero "please" or "thank you." We have one customer who orders "Carmel Frappuccino on almond milk" and that is the current dread of my other partners.
bleachgogurt 2 points 2y ago
reading this thread as a customer really makes me upsetti spaghetti because i try to be so nice and then there’s people that do these ^ things
nedcoleman 2 points 2y ago
People ordering a whole list of drinks, and you have to ask them the size on each and every drink. You’d think after the first few they’d get it, but no, every drink is a mystery size until you force them to tell you.
Final-Course9830 1 points 2y ago
eXpresso
StaffZealousideal271 1 points 2y ago
guest: *looking at the menu* can i get a pink drink?
me: *looks at the ‘sorry! we’re all out’ sign over the pink drink* sorry! we’re all out.
guest: ok.. can i have a strawberry açaí?
SalParadise81 1 points 2y ago
Yo, not to judge, cause get your money, but why do any of you even work for Starbucks? You all sound absolutely miserable and petty af. Like…why not work somewhere that you don’t hate? Just doesn’t make sense to me.
Almond36 [OP] 3 points 2y ago
The question was specifically providing people with the opportunity to rant. Every occupation comes with job-specific pet peeves. Also, many people are just trying to make a living and may not have any better options especially since Starbucks provides more benefits than most similar jobs.
theshirtinthecloset 3 points 2y ago
Tbh, I'm a month into starbucks and it's not as bad as ppl make it out to be. People here like to complain abt customers but I worked at a jersey mikes where the customers were %100 worse. Ppl just don't like the customer service part of the job I guess 🤷
xmorsxmordre 2 points 2y ago
Any job in customer service will make you want to un alive yourself. The least make you loathe humans entirely. Being able to bitch and mom about customers is healthy and helps make us better providers, lol. As long as we give ‘service with a smile!’ we can bitch to each other all we want lol
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