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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 05 - 18 - ID#nfc7nq
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Tiktok drinks got me like: (i.redd.it)
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Raspberry_Just 163 points 2y ago
i literally stand there just staring at the cup sometimes. i have to process the information before i even start to make it.
keithct6 56 points 2y ago
same lol. especially when it’s some bullshit, i have to take a few seconds and just look at the cup and contemplate my life xD
clumsycalico 18 points 2y ago
Especially because if you don’t, you won’t notice that the last line says you needed blonde shots!
Dzfranken 3 points 2y ago
Exactly! Like why does the sticker not print in the beverage calling order? That Is exactly how we are supposed to call the drinks and its exactly the information we need to process the information in the order that the fucking drink is... oops I cussed I'm sorry...I digress.
Mr_SCPF 73 points 2y ago
Me the new guy who can barely make a latte:
Cristian92sc 30 points 2y ago
You'll get there. One day you'll be making five drinks at the same time while you have a conversation with another partner and even take an order while you're at it
BusyLeek2351 6 points 2y ago
Funny, I was just told yesterday that we’re not ever allowed to make more than one drink at a time, even if they’re the same.
clumsycalico 12 points 2y ago
Someday you’ll know which rules you can bend when 😊
throwaway3456678 7 points 2y ago
oh how i wish this rule was enforced at my store, we’re made to make 2-3 drinks at a time (if not more)
starryeyed9 1 points 2y ago
How is that possible? Did you not learn about sequencing?
BusyLeek2351 2 points 2y ago
I didn’t learn anything.
drinkliquidclocks 32 points 2y ago
Yes and they always snatch their phones before I can finish reading 😐 I have bad vision I wish they could just use their words to order
4filth 27 points 2y ago
!!!! the mind truly boggles. EARTH TO CUSTOMERS: if you can’t be bothered to even order it why the hell should we be bothered to make it???
dictatorenergy 21 points 2y ago
This is me when they force me to watch the whole damn video instead of learning how to order it like a reasonable person. Especially when the video lays out how to order it properly. Don’t waste my time making me watch some other barista make it. If you say the words I’ll know how to make it too, just say them.
D73548 [OP] 19 points 2y ago
People actually just show you the video? Ive looked at pictures and was told how to make the drink but ive never seen someone show me or my coworkers videos. That's crazy lol.
dictatorenergy 20 points 2y ago
To be 100% fair, it’s only happened once or twice, and both pretty recently so it was the first thing that came to mind. First one was a little girl so I watched the damn video. Second one, a teenager, as soon as I realized what she was doing, I interrupted the video and said “I’m sorry, do you mind just telling me your order?” And her mom was like “yeah come on, she doesn’t have time for this, just tell her what you want” lmao
ThatOtherGuyTPM 8 points 2y ago
I had someone show me a video of a barista explaining step by step how to make the drink without ever stating what drink it was. Just had to pick an ingredient at random as the starting point.
throwaway3456678 1 points 2y ago
I just tell them “Sorry, it’s really loud in here and I’m having trouble following the video, if you could just tell me the recipe that would be great!”

Some will tell me the recipe (either really nice or really rude) or they’ll just roll their eyes and order something different
jdsalingersdog 18 points 2y ago
“I’m sorry, honey, I am unable to take your phone & watch an entire tik tok to make you a made-up drink. Thanks!”
csaine 3 points 2y ago
This! I will not watch a video, either you tell me a recipe or I do not make a drink. Period.
Karlkrows 14 points 2y ago
As the new girl I feel this too much
margueritescristaux 8 points 2y ago
We regularly get ppl in cafe who walk up say nothing and hold up their phone with a picture of a drink sticker
Repulsive_Weekend_70 4 points 2y ago
oh my god we get this all the time and then they will STARE at you until you get everything into the register as though you’re taking too long and they aren’t showing you $9 worth of additions 😭
rnaggie53 3 points 2y ago
One time we supposedly got this guys drink wrong bc I read an order off his phone (exactly🙄). Now I always make them read it to me so it’s not my fault when it’s wrong.
D73548 [OP] 3 points 2y ago
Sounds like our ubers 🤣.
IthacanPenny 2 points 2y ago
I teach 12th grade. I *absolutely* know exactly which of my students are doing this. (It’s even worse this year virtually, I have no idea which students are just silent behind the computer screen and which legit just logged into class and walked away). Anyway, I feel your pain on a deep spiritual level.
Canadiansbux 1 points 2y ago
I hate that! I work in a grocery store kiosk so I don't even know what half of it is sometimes!
ryzzostar 5 points 2y ago
My favorite is when they tell me that the video told them they barista will know what you're talking about...uh huh....
Catpants21 5 points 2y ago
These 2 girls came in during peak yesterday asking for 2 venti iced chai lattes with 3 pumps vanilla, 3 pumps hazelnut, double blended with sweet cream cold foam on it. During. Peak. When everyone decided to leave me alone on bar lmfao
kxnkycxrly 1 points 2y ago
sounds disgusting
throwaway3456678 3 points 2y ago
i was once told i looked constipated while reading complicated drink orders 💀
disco_covfefe 1 points 2y ago
you should have told them that's a sign that they will BE constipated if you make them a frappuchino with vsc and 12 pumps of raspberry
alimcc0220 3 points 2y ago
I tell them to read it off to me cuz it’s hard to see and no ones giving me a problem yet
kxnkycxrly 2 points 2y ago
don’t show me a video, I won’t remember. Tell me so I can type it in the damn system.
Spirited-Chapter6328 1 points 2y ago
cAn I geT thAt w/ SwEeT CreeemE & 5 ICE cuBes?!
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