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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Full History - 2021 - 05 - 23 - ID#njah2n

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Linda.... are you doin okay? (i.redd.it)

submitted by lil_anarchist_

anitasdoodles 116 points 2y ago

Lol that nonfat milk ain’t gonna do you any good, Linda.

TheWhiteTigerKing 30 points 2y ago

It cancels out the sugar I think

amalia13lightning 14 points 2y ago

there's more sugar in nonfat milk than 2% or whole

dakevvv 97 points 2y ago

it’s like she managed keysmash on the app

anna_the_nerd 67 points 2y ago

Linda would you like some coffee with your flavoring?

sherlock----75 28 points 2y ago

Can I ask what the funnel syrup tastes like?

crack-wolf 41 points 2y ago

it’s not good honestly, i don’t know any of my coworkers that like it. the taste is hard to describe but it’s just.. not good

Snarkybratt 14 points 2y ago

That’s how my entire team feels, as well!

crack-wolf 2 points 2y ago

glad to know we ain’t the only ones 😭💘

adorkablysporktastic 9 points 2y ago

If there were a flavor of La Croix called "graham cracker" that's what Funnel Cake tastes like.

Spare-Ad-8722 6 points 2y ago

Tastes like that syrup that comes in the bottle in the shape of a pilgrim lady

jeffreyreeves 22 points 2y ago

tastes like burnt sweet bread lol

sherlock----75 5 points 2y ago

Thank u all!! Def won’t be trying it.

blobinsky 22 points 2y ago

I will say it’s SIGNIFICANTLY better if you get it without coffee, when I have it that way it’s actually kinda good!

Jasreha 5 points 2y ago

My friend’s boyfriend ordered one, and the barista suggested if you really want the coffee, sub the strawberry for mocha. Apparently it was delicious. I’ve yet to try it.

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

Sorry but what do you mean without coffee?

hungrymuffin123 22 points 2y ago

Burnt toast. It’s not great.

Lasagan 8 points 2y ago

Fried donut oily taste

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

Ew. Ok I’ll pass.

Lasagan 3 points 2y ago

The frap itself is supposed to taste like fried dough. It's gross.

claire1099 7 points 2y ago

Eggo waffles

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

LOL

El_Gabe69-420 4 points 2y ago

The way I would describe it is: stale sweet bread with a hint of wet cat food.

I tasted it by itself with a little water so I could track down what tasted so weird in the drink. Definitely gross.

leekyabloh 4 points 2y ago

if you’ve been to ihop, you’ve had the frappuccino

Wickett1221 2 points 2y ago

Horrendous my team doesn’t like it either the taste is hard to describe kinda like what vanilla bathroom air freshener would taste like lol

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

It doesn’t have much of a flavor IMO. Like a hint of vanilla but it’s not very funnel cakey.

lilkiosk 2 points 2y ago

I don’t know anyone who likes it. It tastes like a subtle version of like these birthday cake flavored tic tacs that I had the displeasure of trying one time.

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

I tried it today in my iced coffee. It’s not bad and it’s not good. My mouth feels very dry after having it. And it has a burnt flavor to it as someone said.

sherlock----75 1 points 2y ago

I can’t imagine it tastes good. I’ll just skip it lol

Used_Thought4672 1 points 2y ago

It’s like the smell of grease but sugary

sungoode 1 points 2y ago

it’s sort of waffle like , probably would be good mixed with vanilla or brown sugar in a latte

scmfckwaido 1 points 2y ago

Not good lol

childishgamblin 26 points 2y ago

Why is it always the delivery and mobile people? I double dare someone to come in and order this in person 😂

TheDonger_ 22 points 2y ago

Cause they can make complicated ass orders without having to see thst everyone is tired of their shit

Pitiful_Staff_5472 16 points 2y ago

It’s the nonfat milk for me

wolv3swithin 12 points 2y ago

Nonfat

yeah_bud 8 points 2y ago

And 3 stevia lol

LatterRooster 11 points 2y ago

Prolly didn’t even know what upside down was. This looks like a child messing around with the custom order options ! 🤣

Js_On_My_Yeet 11 points 2y ago

Exactly why the drive thru line is so long 😂

gemi-high 8 points 2y ago

and i thought a 20 pump caramel and 30 pump vanilla in a cold brew i had a couple weeks ago was bad

desi41794 6 points 2y ago

I have a regular at my store who gets a Venti Cold Brew with six Classic five Vanilla extra whole milk and extra ice. And I thought that was bad in terms of not wanting to taste your coffee 😂

gemi-high 4 points 2y ago

oh man, yes thats nothing compared to our regulars 😂😂

RobotProphetWrites 7 points 2y ago

Linda is probably pregnant

InsertAliasHere7589 6 points 2y ago

Linda should avoid coffee if that's the case

bryceofswadia 6 points 2y ago

Somebody once order a Venti Iced Latte with 8 shots of espresso, 10 pumps of vanilla, 10 pumps of caramel, and 10 pumps of dark caramel. I joked that it as a sugary coffee with light milk.

whiteboimatt02 4 points 2y ago

Shhh it’s okay everyone it has stevia and nonfat milk in it it’s HeAlThY

Bunchberry 3 points 2y ago

Customer here .... How much does this end up costing with all the additions?

lil_anarchist_ [OP] 5 points 2y ago

Me and other partners at my store looked at the register and if I remember right it was about $7.50(?) + the delivery fee cause they bought it on Uber eats

Bunchberry 6 points 2y ago

Wow wow wowowowow wow.

In another note ... Why the 3 Stevia . . Does that make it diet and make Linda feel better about her drink choices?

gemlikbase 3 points 2y ago

At that point just use heavy whipping cream

leekyabloh 5 points 2y ago

+ VSCCF, CD and double blended 🙈

PresentationKlutzy87 2 points 2y ago

What the actual fuck

lemonlimelite 2 points 2y ago

Linda is not even leaving the house that’s a delivery

DeepFriedJoseph 2 points 2y ago

Pink drink macchiato

ObnoxiousR 2 points 2y ago

I tried it and its absolutely horrible.

MrWisdom39 2 points 2y ago

I like to think this is corporate just making sure the baristas are following the tickets

Cheesy_Wotsit 2 points 2y ago

Linda here ... but it's not mine tf. I lol'd and nearly sprayed my coffee across the room

The_real4real 2 points 2y ago

Gross

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Doc-Wulff 1 points 2y ago

When you want to sleep through the Monday with a sugar coma

miguels19 1 points 2y ago

She’s dead

Improvmomolyfe 1 points 2y ago

The fact that the barista has to ASK ME strawberry drizzle. Too much…

_aadnamaa 1 points 2y ago

oh Linda...

lleuque_tree 1 points 2y ago

That looks vile

Flurobb97 0 points 2y ago

Upside down … is not made upside down 😂😂

cpb- 9 points 2y ago

Lattes are made with shots in first, macchiatos are made with shots on top

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