I started working at Starbucks back in 2015 when the concept of “secret menu” had kind of just taken off.

People literally thought we had a secret menu of drinks. Like we were all trained on these secret menu drinks and we just kept them hidden and didn’t advertise them or something stupid.

I’ve been asked for all sorts of weird stuff. Pink Lady, Cap’n Crunch Frap, A burnt marshmallow, The Red Starburst, Pixie Sticks Frap, Purple Rain.

They never knew what they wanted. They just heard it was a drink you could have.

I used to just mix shit up and hope for the best.

I hate the secret menu with a burning passion.