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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 05 - 31 - ID#np6j3m
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What Starbucks doesn’t WANT you to know (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by thechamelioncircuit
Every store is run by bees. Millions of bees in a green apron.
PercyGabriel1129 60 points 2y ago
It's funny because I just saw a post on here where they had a "bee cup" where it was "no water, no ice, add bee" 😂😂 what is it with Starbucks and bees lol
damiphae 40 points 2y ago
that's a summer drive thru thing, cause of all the sticky sugar stuff in the store, the bees like to party inside
PercyGabriel1129 11 points 2y ago
Ah okay! Makes sense! I just became a partner so I haven't gotten to experience that yet
oldmansbelt 25 points 2y ago
And corporate is run by assholes that will absolutely take a 25 million dollar bonus every year and tell you to go fuck yourself if you want better pay....
FfierceLaw 12 points 2y ago
makes me think of an old school SNL skit, cast members dressed as bees with antennae waving
cxbar 6 points 2y ago
wasp cup wasp cup wasp ccup waxp cp
sierrobear 6 points 2y ago
Can confirm. I is bees.
Theotar 6 points 2y ago
You better bee-leave it!
ALarue99 6 points 2y ago
Is that why we have a beehive outside and they won’t remove it?
L_Swizzlesticks 5 points 2y ago
“Here you are, sir - your tall Flat White. Would you like to try our newest pastry? Everyone is *buzzing* about it.”

**Edit:** I made something to go along with this but Reddit formatting fuckery messed it up. I’m going to find another way to post it lol. Stay tuned.
RistrettoIsBae 3 points 2y ago
😆
kungerpro 2 points 2y ago
Well yeah, I thought everybody knew this. Starbucks shuts down for a while and then all of a sudden they start pushing the almond honey flat white and honey oat latte. Coincidence? No way!!! They had to do SOMETHING with all the honey produced during quarantine.
canigetaventiuh 1 points 2y ago
I'm trying to get promoted to queen bee but that shit hard
SelocAvrap 1 points 2y ago
Beeristas?
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