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Full History - 2021 - 05 - 31 - ID#npae2s

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Yesterday someone ordered this....I genuinely don’t understand how people can like stuff like this?? (i.redd.it)

submitted by moon_light523

moon_light523 [OP] 61 points 2y ago

The person said it was a keto drink, but our sweet cream isn’t keto 😭

dazedandconfusedhere 31 points 2y ago

Neither is the matcha

moon_light523 [OP] 9 points 2y ago

Yeah lol

Elliotisnotokay 1 points 2y ago

Does your matcha have sweetener!?!?

dazedandconfusedhere 1 points 2y ago

Yeah, I’m pretty sure it has more sugar than matcha 😂

Elliotisnotokay 1 points 2y ago

Damn!! Ours is unsweetened

NervosaNervous 38 points 2y ago

It’s the Cosmo & Wanda drink. Pretty, but gross. People think it’s keto, but it’s 1000000% not even remotely close.

moon_light523 [OP] 18 points 2y ago

Ngl I would expect a drink with that name to be like, a pink drink with matcha foam 😂 not an atrocity like that lmao

NervosaNervous 15 points 2y ago

There is a version of this that is a pink drink I with matcha foam. But this person probably wanted it to be caffeine free and as “sugar free” (hence the SF vanilla and stevia) as possible. Jokes on them.

Cloudswirl 6 points 2y ago

I thought the Cosmo and Wanda drink was that Frappuccino?

meloscav 4 points 2y ago

There is a cosmo & Wanda frap

Aliciarox11189 1 points 2y ago

Do you have a picture? I'm curious as to the result but I dont want to smell

Cloudswirl 1 points 2y ago

$1 I don’t know if you were talking about the Frappuccino or not but here’s that

Aliciarox11189 1 points 2y ago

That looks awesome picture wise but I wont drink it lol

thechamelioncircuit 11 points 2y ago

Omg I got one of these today! It’s a fucking tiktok drink. Also heavy cream people suck

moon_light523 [OP] 4 points 2y ago

They do! It’s way too much to geh drinks with cream or heavy cream

ittybittybakerkitty 10 points 2y ago

Well... It was keto til they added fruit, foam, and matcha 🙄

Wheresmyrhino 6 points 2y ago

The SF Vanilla isn’t keto. It contains maltodextrin unfortunately. The only keto syrup we have is the SF Cinnamon Dolce.

ittybittybakerkitty 1 points 2y ago

I had no idea 🤯 I don't know anything about keto, so I just assumed that sf made it keto

Wheresmyrhino 3 points 2y ago

Yup. Being a barista on keto makes getting creative a hassle. Only keto friendly milk is heavy cream, so you can imagine what percent of heavy cream usage I’m responsible for at my store.

averageteenageworker 5 points 2y ago

i think we might be in the same store 😳 Cermack?

moon_light523 [OP] 3 points 2y ago

Naaaa I’m in oc in ca

Lachargers420 4 points 2y ago

why matcha 😧

moon_light523 [OP] 3 points 2y ago

Idk man idk

Lucky_Ant_2410 3 points 2y ago

I had someone order a water with whip

moon_light523 [OP] 2 points 2y ago

Oh that’s all kinda of gross 😂 I once had someone order honey blend in water, and we tried to explain why that isn’t going to workout and the person was like “idc I’ve done it before and it worked out” the honey just stayed at the bottom of the container

kreborn17 1 points 2y ago

Oh god why

rgbjackal 1 points 2y ago

Once I saw someone who got grande strawberry acai with no water, 12 scoops of strawberries, 6 scoops of kiwi bits, and extra heavy cream in a tre nta cup

Edit: There was a bunch of syrups too (at least 20 pumps) but I forgot which ones

moon_light523 [OP] 1 points 2y ago

I-- no thank you lmao I hate the inclusions and I don't understand why people want mush in their drink. They add nothing but color lol

rgbjackal 1 points 2y ago

Yeah right? I put that thing in the shaker and started to shake, and the sheer mass of the strawberries and kiwi threatened to take the shaker lid off

moon_light523 [OP] 1 points 2y ago

That’s like when ppl order drinks without ice 😂

rgbjackal 1 points 2y ago

I swear to God that thing was like 2.5 pounds of drink

Broccoli_In_The_Butt 1 points 2y ago

Apparently the passion one is really good but I refuse to believe that.

TylerJ716 1 points 2y ago

The top one is keto, I looked that up for a friend. It's supposed to be a "mock" pink drink. News flash, not good at all and I will do my best to deter my friend from getting it

moon_light523 [OP] 1 points 2y ago

I remember this one lady who got something similar to this drink and even after being shaken it was still curdled, and when the women got her drink she made a disgusted face and drove away lmao

TylerJ716 1 points 2y ago

Okay I just realised this is one whole drink... and the match foam wasn't for a mango dragon fruit refresher.. oh no

TylerJ716 1 points 2y ago

Yeah, it's a scary combo for sure. Humans are so wild with these recipes

kreborn17 1 points 2y ago

The first part looks fine, everything else 🤢

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