No, those would soak up coffee like a sponge lol

I think that they can be no higher than 4 inches above the knee and have to either be black, dark denim, or khaki

Edit: these shorts look like they’re made of sweatpants material and sweatpants are a big no no

No sweatpants material unfortunately. Try looking for dark colored linen or cotton shorts!

I don’t think so at least not where I am. $1

Shorts must be at your knees or lower