Don’t kill anyone?

Please SSVs aren’t paid enough to set goals for the team. Corporate has this insidious belief that everyone owes the Siren their souls.

this is a min wage job. do your tasks, be nice to customers, go home.

don’t buy into the corporate speak hive mind bullshit.

Don’t make my job harder. Make coffee, don’t be a dick, go home.

“Follow my instructions if you want to survive”

SSVs are not managers. It's literally not my job to set these goals. It's my job to achieve the goals that my manager sets.