lady ordered a matcha lemonade with no lemonade through mobile, we were all super confused if she wanted a latte or made with water or just the powder so we waited until she got there. she insisted we were being slow because a matcha green tea was made with matcha and green tea…as in iced green tea. refused to believe that wasn’t a thing so we made it how she asked and the disgust on her face when she tried it but couldn’t say anything because she just made a scene about it was priceless

a woman who ordered a “spanish feeta” almost made me and the shift cry from laughter and now we just call them that

We still joke about the woman who orders a "Strawberry Asiago Refresher" in the drive thru. 😂

People who say "Trenti" never fail to make me laugh. I mess with them and say it back, which makes them say it more and all my partners laugh too

One woman made me remake her drink because “she was allergic to ice,” what made it even funnier was that we were in the middle of a rush

A man once called the Strawberry Açaí the “Strawberry A-cocky” and that’s what it goes by now in our store

We have an old man that says he wants a "Vee-Entay Caramel Matcha-Cheeto, and that there impossibility Burger"
It cracks me up so much

Someone in the drive thru ordered a caramel marinara and we couldn’t stop laughing

We had a pretty slow morning today and I was on warming. I was able to get food out to the cafe pretty much as soon as they ordered it. Some lady was so excited that she got her pastry right away and exclaimed “this is the fastest I’ve ever gotten my food here!!” And I looked right at her…and gave her some finger guns….

an older man comes through our dt every morning and orders a "venti strawberry cooler with 2 stevia" in the most mumbly voice you've ever heard. The first time you hear it, you pretty much have no idea what he is saying. He's very sweet, though, and we all like him very much! If there's ever a borrowed partner or new person, one of us just puts his order in as soon as we hear his voice, since he is so hard to understand.

One person ordered a “pineapple moochata” every day. Every day we would repeat back, “one pineapple matcha.” I still wonder if she was trolling us...

"Megan dragonfruit lemonade"

someone comes in and just gets the tomato mozzarella but calls it a Maserati

We had a man try to order bacon gruyere egg bites. His sequence:
“Can I get um… the bacon… the egg… those little round… the cheesy bacon egg balls?”

strawberry a-kai

“Matchacha”

Spinach fetus wrap...

i’ve had some ask for a “Strawberry Acation Refresher” and also someone ask for a “Caramel Macallato” so naturally my whole store calls those drinks by that name now

We have a regular that always says a caramel fettuccini and sometimes if shes really on a roll even says Alfredo by accident. My fav part is one time she came it upset that a starbucks down the street couldn't get her order right no matter how many times she said it. I didn't have the guts to tell this nice old lady its because shes ordering a caramel pasta dish.

Definitely had a customer look me dead in the face and ask if our egg bites had egg in them.

I absolutely lost my mind for about an hour.

I had a girl come through once and insisted she wanted a moh-cha. My shift and I cracked up about it for a few minutes.

A tall bold coffee

“Uhm can I have a strawberry ah-see-eye”

I cringe whenever a customer asks for squirts

my favorites are a customer who always orders “the strawberry acid” and another who came in asking for a “caramel Macarena”

we call the older gentleman that orders 3 trenta iced green teas every few days “grandpa green tea”. love that man

I love when people order “Trenti” drinks to rhyme it with venti.

We used to have a lady who ordered petite vanilla sconces every day and we’d always say it like that over the headsets to each other for the next like hour and it never failed to make us all giggle uncontrollably 😂