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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 06 - 27 - ID#o9c4mm
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one year ago, today i had to rip open 56 honey packets. (i.redd.it)
submitted by coffeebartenderr
i_am_me47 88 points 2y ago
i would have just said fuck it and used honey syrup
verytiredbarista 81 points 2y ago
Id have given them the honey on the side lol. Make them do it themselves
Webshooter38 11 points 2y ago
I order the honey packets because I'm allergic to the syrup and I would not blame you one bit if you just handed me the packets on the side 🤣
Christyawn 44 points 2y ago
that’s not very sweet of them
sci-fi-lullaby 6 points 2y ago
XD
throwrasouseless 38 points 2y ago
i hope the honey stayed sat at the bottom like that 😂
TransposedApophenia 27 points 2y ago
it definitely did theres no way to thoroughly mix the honey packets into a cold drink
Webshooter38 2 points 2y ago
If it's past the crystallization point, it mixes really well in the blender
sci-fi-lullaby 22 points 2y ago
Would have used syrup 100%, but yall don't have scissors?
general0rgana 13 points 2y ago
still need to squeeze the honey out though
sci-fi-lullaby 17 points 2y ago
True but makes it faster if you stack some packets together cut them open and squeeze the honey out of them at the same time. The way op said ripped made me feel like they did that one by one. Still super annoying though
general0rgana 7 points 2y ago
for sure no disagreement there :) here’s to sticky fingers lol
sci-fi-lullaby 3 points 2y ago
Lol!
kIose 21 points 2y ago
When Winnie-the-Pooh orders Starbucks.
darkwolf523 1 points 2y ago
“Where am I?” -Winnie the Pooh from the Christopher Robin film
Psychological-Egg713 12 points 2y ago
pls and the honey packets are difficult to open n squeeze for no reason
greenduffel 10 points 2y ago
*laughs in honey blend*
YorkTownBratty 8 points 2y ago
The honey pumps have saved my life
takcajaz 7 points 2y ago
I feel for you ;-;

Also for everyone saying it’s hard to squeeze the packets, I put the packet over the cup, between a lid and the rim and pull it out to get the honey out!
sadilg 3 points 2y ago
that is honestly such a smart idea
CoffeeBeanBarbarin 7 points 2y ago
I hope the honey stayed at the bottom so they would slurp pure honey
Webshooter38 2 points 2y ago
You say that as if you think that's not what they wanted
FleetwoodMichael 7 points 2y ago
Haven’t worked at Starbucks in over two years, but with that much honey we would always add a splash of hot water to melt it before pouring the drink so it mixes well.
liz-can-too 18 points 2y ago
It’s a bummer this is a mobile order, because this kind of order is just screaming to be made into an iced americano instead of iced coffee, for the same reason as you mentioned.

But still, big oof, that’s so much honey, and it would take so much time to not even be really what the customer wanted. That’s easily twice as sweet as the classic that would have gone in it instead.
qunelarch 15 points 2y ago
Dunno why you’re getting downvotes because we did this too. Although I might not out of spite if someone made me open 54 packs of honey lol
Snarkybratt 3 points 2y ago
Lol, yeah I think it’s a bit of malicious compliance!
ulrickofskyrim 6 points 2y ago
Jesus 0_0
lilBalzac 4 points 2y ago
That is fucking disgusting. This guy should just eat a beehive.
glitchvomit 3 points 2y ago
while you could have used the honey pump, i had customers claim they could tell the difference when i used the pump instead of cutting packets of honey open. >_<
coffeebartenderr [OP] 9 points 2y ago
i was advised not to or else i definitely would have hahaha and i was a green bean so i listened :(
glitchvomit 2 points 2y ago
yeah, i assume you were advised not to use the syrup cuz some people can tell the difference. >_> i'm sorry for your fingers.
Used_Thought4672 6 points 2y ago
I’m a partner and can say I can honestly tell. I think our honey blend is ass and doesn’t taste like honey at all. And even had one of our regulars get super sick from something in it. He can have all of our other syrups but not that one
darkwolf523 2 points 2y ago
It is ass. Honey suppose to be nice, smooth and thicc(like the type of women I like. I’m so sorry for that bad pun. I’ll sit in my corner now) while the syrup is just liquid
glitchvomit 1 points 2y ago
huh! that's interesting. i rarely had drinks with honey or honey blend in them myself so i didn't figure there was a difference.
Webshooter38 3 points 2y ago
Big difference sadly. I'm allergic to the honey blend because of the additives in it. And there's a significant difference, but I get americanos where you can tell more easily. If you out it in a latte or as extra sweetener, you'd have to be looking for the taste.
OrangeOctopusHair 5 points 2y ago
The syrup tastes like forks. I've had stores replace my 2 packets of honey. No. I do not like fork coffee
glitchvomit 10 points 2y ago
that's forked up. i'm sorry.
Huge_Crab_7425 5 points 2y ago
Yeah. The syrup is gross lol
rina_m 1 points 2y ago
the honey sitting at the bottom gave me a new lease on life
Aliciarox11189 1 points 2y ago
DID THEY DRINK IT?!
HeartsandPins 1 points 2y ago
Ya'll didn't have scissors? We have like 5 at my store, granted they do get lost easily. 😅
Snarkybratt 1 points 2y ago
And your fingers are still sticky! \*^*/
drew-b 1 points 2y ago
rip
rio8envy7 1 points 2y ago
The fuck?
Hamiltonian2127 1 points 2y ago
I’d cry🤣
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