So. I wish I had a picture or a video but...
A bird flew into the store today from the open drive thru window. Promptly crashed into one of the windows and fell to the floor as about half of the baristas in the store screamed (including the SM, an ASM, and a shift). Luckily the other ASM, who was present for a meeting, had the realization that, while the bird was temporarily stunned, he could go and grab it and take it outside. He sat it down in the shade and it flew away after a few minutes of contemplating its life choices.
So anyone ever have an animal get loose in their store?