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Our store mascot, Natalie Wood. (i.redd.it)
submitted by sarahxivy
StrawberryElk 38 points 2y ago
Welp, at least Plank has a friend 😅😂😂
dausy 4 points 2y ago
Was coming here looking for a Plank or Stump reference
humphumpsplooge 6 points 2y ago
Yeah, only one of em can swim though.
Krinkleneck 5 points 2y ago
I removed the original joke because it was insensitive and uncalled for.
BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 3 points 2y ago
Informal fallacy. Bodies float. Her's floated. (Wood planks this size also float.)
A more logically correct question would be, but could she survive being assaulted if not outright murdered by her husband on a yacht? Because the answer would be yes - she is a wooden plank.
A more logically correct question would be, but could she survive being assaulted if not outright murdered by her husband on a yacht? Because the answer would be yes - she is a wooden plank.
Krinkleneck 1 points 2y ago
Ugh did not know the circumstance of the incident. I feel bad and I have wasted my cake day.
Sorry for the tasteless joke. I will be replacing the original text so nobody has to read it.
Sorry for the tasteless joke. I will be replacing the original text so nobody has to read it.
BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 1 points 2y ago
Nooo it's ok lol you're not even the only person to say something like that but I just wanted to point it out because I was just reading about this the other day.
And if I was concerned with how "tasteless" that was, I wouldn't have included my revition lmao
And if I was concerned with how "tasteless" that was, I wouldn't have included my revition lmao
Kavjan 5 points 2y ago
Where did you get that mini apron I must know for scientific reasons
sarahxivy [OP] 8 points 2y ago
One of our baristas made it from a regular apron for our elf on the shelf.
deathbreadstick 4 points 2y ago
Gnataleigh
randomoniumish 3 points 2y ago
Splendor in the Matcha
Natalielynn31 2 points 2y ago
as a starbucks employee named natalie, this is amazing
MrHonwe 1 points 2y ago
Now leave her in the sink facing down.
stellavangelist 1 points 2y ago
Do you put her in the sink overnight
cavalier731 1 points 2y ago
Lobe this
L_Swizzlesticks 1 points 2y ago
I applaud you! 😂👏
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