“Hi, welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you?”
“Yes, I’ll take a grande mango dragon fruit.”
“I do apologize, at the moment the only refresher I have is the strawberry açaí.”
“Oh okay… I’ll take a grande very berry”
“So sorry, I only have the strawberry açaí right now.”
“Okay, do you have the kiwi starfruit?”
😌 *in my head* “No you dumb whore listen to what I am saying.”