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Anyone else get lesbian vibes from the egg bites? They just scream I'M A LESBIAN. To me and I'm here for it. (i.redd.it)

submitted by _circuts

Meggilli91 44 points 2y ago

What?…

_circuts [OP] 28 points 2y ago

Idk I just feel like if the egg bites were people, they'd be lesbian.

DreyaNova 19 points 2y ago

I’m so confused but I’m absolutely here for your Siren induced madness.

_circuts [OP] 9 points 2y ago

I was mad long before the siren took hold, she's just along for the ride at this point.

FfierceLaw 13 points 2y ago

I can see it. Your post also reminds me of how a partner showed me how to massage them out of the packaging if they were sticking

_circuts [OP] 5 points 2y ago

True!

Sweetness414 34 points 2y ago

The bacon is butch.
The kale and mushroom is the type who does yoga and pretends she’s super healthy but drinks a bottle of wine a night, eats junk and makes out with men to make her gf jealous.
The egg white bites are perfectly happy sitting at home with her plants and selling needlepoint on Etsy but can’t help but wonder why she can’t meet a nice girl.

_circuts [OP] 10 points 2y ago

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

[deleted] 3 points 2y ago

This makes sense.

FoxyOnTheRun_ 2 points 2y ago

ooooh, I see it now!

Potion_Seller 25 points 2y ago

You're absolutely correct. No further elaboration.

tiredvirgo69 23 points 2y ago

i feel like the bacon ones are bi-curious, the kale ones are straight but an ally, and miss egg white bites is DEFINITELY a lesbian

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[deleted] 7 points 2y ago

It’s….food? I’m so confused.

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El_Gabe69-420 3 points 2y ago

I don't see it either. Maybe lots of lesbian-like folk order these in certain stores? Beats me. Looks like a round tasty egg treat to me lmao.

Still, I enjoy these personifications of said egg bites lol.

[deleted] 2 points 2y ago

I’m a lesbian and the egg bites are gross to me 😂 Who knows though.

Blaze_Haze19 6 points 2y ago

Damm, those egg bites need to stop playing games during quarantine 😩

saddestgirl1995 5 points 2y ago

You know the lesbian vibes

WonderfulYam2440 4 points 2y ago

Absolutely.

urlocaltransboy 3 points 2y ago

yknow what? yeah. your right.

shinymutt 3 points 2y ago

This has to stop.

_circuts [OP] 12 points 2y ago

Wait until you hear my croissant theories lmao (I don't have any).

rivveeerrrrr 2 points 2y ago

EGGS-actly 😌✨🍳

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_circuts [OP] 1 points 2y ago

Not an incorrect observation lol

rantsofrebellion 2 points 2y ago

Me: *unable to view egg bites any other way now*

_circuts [OP] 1 points 2y ago

I'm sorry and you're welcome

Skitsskatss 1 points 2y ago

So true bestie

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