Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Too thick!? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by spacebrain420
Today I had a woman hold up my drive through line for 3 minutes because she said her pumpkin loaf slice (that she already took into the car) was too thick. She said "I don't like the thick ones, they are too thick and not sweet enough" I didn't even know what to say. They are baked then sliced so it's literally the same flavor, there's no correlation between thickness and sweetness. Someone please make it make sense. OH AND THE BEST PART she used to work at Starbucks so she knows. Like what!? Really?
juiceyluicy 44 points 1y ago
I had someone complain that their tall iced vanilla latte wasn’t creamy enough. Literally what the hell does that mean.
audrey_mae_ 14 points 1y ago
at that point they just want vanilla milk wtf
TheGracieJay 33 points 1y ago
everytime I hear "I used to work here" my eyes roll so far into my head I can see my brain
NervosaNervous 18 points 1y ago
We had someone complain that their iced latte was “too light”. Four separate times.
casprinjuniper 13 points 1y ago
That's what she said. 😏
But seriously. That's honestly sad. The stupidity is overwhelming.
I hope you gave her a new loaf and asked her to make sure she went straight to the doctors to get birth control implanted. 🤦
But seriously. That's honestly sad. The stupidity is overwhelming.
I hope you gave her a new loaf and asked her to make sure she went straight to the doctors to get birth control implanted. 🤦
airernie 11 points 1y ago
Forget policy, in this case, if I'm replacing it I'm taking it back.
FfierceLaw 9 points 1y ago
She wanted two
valucianos 1 points 1y ago
Someone had us get a new spinach feta because it was “too cooked”, when I got back to window they were eating it. 😂😂 like y’all could have waited till you pulled off the window.
TJW351 1 points 1y ago
Iced cappuccino had “too much foam”
breeannd 1 points 1y ago
Honestly tho I hate the end pieces of the banana loaf. I love the center of it.
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