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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 07 - 30 - ID#oujqrw
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Customer interaction few minutes after my Starbucks opened (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Fatkidsid09
Me: hi how are you? What can I get started for you today

C: can i get a venti latte?

M: just a regular latte?

C: Yes.

I made her "latte" and handed it to her and she was like.

"I don't think you heard me. I said a green tea latte" like bitch that's not what you fucking said. You are out here trying to gaslight me and saying I made the mistake like tf

I hate Starbucks customers with a burning passion.
Meduka__ 207 points 1y ago
"Make the moment right" oh you mean "enable the customer to be assholes?"
golden_pinky 117 points 1y ago
How come nobody doubts for a moment that they may have ordered wrong? It's literally always our fault. It's so embarrassing to watch adults be so unaware.
philosopher_cat_lady 64 points 1y ago
And like, it's not even that big a deal if you ordered wrong. Everyone makes mistakes. It's the ego of 'it's your fault' when it's not that's fucking annoying
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 37 points 1y ago
It's because they think they're way above us and they can't make any mistakes ever so it always lands on us.
bryceofswadia 11 points 1y ago
Tbf, I think most people assume that they are in the right. It’s just a natural human instinct to be biased towards yourself.
golden_pinky 2 points 1y ago
It doesn't make it less annoying. And I disagree, polite and agreeable people figure out how to word it without being rude.
RareLingonberry 104 points 1y ago
I had a customer last week that came up and ordered a green tea latte and I said “Okay a matcha latte what size?” and she went “What? I said an ice green tea?!”
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 52 points 1y ago
Lol they just love doing that I swear
kortette 49 points 1y ago
Lol, they love to attach the word latte to everything without knowing what it means lmao
First_Leather_1159 26 points 1y ago
SERIOUSLY. Last week someone asked me for an iced latte americano????
liiaammm 19 points 1y ago
I once had someone ask if they can have a coffee. I asked what kind, they said "a COFFEE. JUST COFFEE. WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT" 🙃🙃🙃
blobinsky 31 points 1y ago
people love to order jUsT cOfFeE at starbucks like it makes them quirky or simple when if it matters that much they can BREW IT AT HOME. maximum simplicity.
Markedsoultheif 10 points 1y ago
It makes everything ✨fancy✨
Catfoodisyummy 14 points 1y ago
The amount of people who order a latte and are like "I'll get a medium Latte with two cream and two sugars" I just smile and nod at this point because they never want to admit they don't know what they're ordering
square_pulse 61 points 1y ago
Yep, had that problem multiple times, until started to loudly announce the order and say: "Is that correct, \[insert name\], you want a \[insert size\] \[insert hot/cold\] \[insert drink name\] \[insert modification\]?", then they push their card into the card reader and I will repeat it loudly one 3rd time, so everyone on warming/bar2 (which is close to the reg) the floor hears the exact order.

Sometimes they pull that shit on me and there were a couple of times when my SSV (on main bar) heard the order and stepped in and handed over the drink, not remaking it, his words: "Ma'am/Sir, there was no way we did that wrongly because I am not deaf and I certainly heard her repeat the order 3 times and you confirmed 3 times verbally loud and clear, so no, I will not remake that drink for you" aka fuck off 😃
cpv_91 5 points 1y ago
If only, we do the same thing in our cafe but don't you know they just don't listen. Between our SM and DM, always got to MAKE THE MOMENT RIGHT even though these fucktards NEVER listen.
Firan25 2 points 1y ago
"The moment is right, the customer isn't"
[deleted] 61 points 1y ago
I had a lady order a chai tea latte in DTO and then insist at the window that it wasn't a chai that she ordered, but a very berry hibiscus refresher (from when we still had that). I even read back her order at DTO and she said she said the chai was correct. there's NO WAY I misheard that.
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 36 points 1y ago
Lol they just think we're stupid
G37_is_numberletter 32 points 1y ago
I just say “OKAY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK CORRECT ON YOUR SCREEN???”

Fkn tired of these sweaty ass Karens. Lately, we’ve been getting review bombed by Uber drivers. It’s fucking infuriating because we try to be so nice to them but if they get stuck in a long drivethru line and get mad about it, we don’t really have anything we can do to MaKe ThE mOmEnT rIgHt 🙃
tired-barista 6 points 1y ago
i wish we had a screen at my store so customers could catch any mistakes (be it ours or their own). we get customers that do this every day😭
No_Yogurt_4602 8 points 1y ago
Trust me, they don't look at it
xianwolf 47 points 1y ago
Customers are EXPERTS at gaslighting. Like, nope, we both know what you ordered and now you want to change it at the pick up window? No, Ma'am. I would gladly remake it if the customer did it in a nice way, for example, "oh crap, I meant to order a green tea latte! Is there any way you could remake it for me?" But not the gaslighting bullshit.

Also, these are the same people who act like you're a dumbass for confirming the order.
thefemalepenis 1 points 1y ago
Too bad customers know Starbucks rewards being an asshole with free drinks 😃 Like, no, you did not order a grande I repeated your drink back twice to you 😭
[deleted] 39 points 1y ago
At starbucks we are sometimes babysitters for our entitled customers 🥰
philosopher_cat_lady 27 points 1y ago
The other day a man handed me ten dollars and insisted several times that he'd thought he'd handed me eleven dollars. Gaslighting ain't gonna work, buddy. Give it up. I trusted him and hit 'eleven dollars' on my computer, which completely fucked up the order, and it was peak. He saw me take several minutes to fix the mistake then had the audacity to ask to pay with his card instead of the ten dollars. God, he pissed me off. I counted the money in front of him, what more do you want? I'm not gonna be a dollar short on my till (which honestly wouldn't be a big deal, but still) because you've got an ego the size of the moon.
square_pulse 31 points 1y ago
Best thing I always get (because my store is located in a rich people area, rich people with big attitudes...) is people handing me over $100 bills and I'm like "Sorry, I don't think I have that much cash to give to you unless you wanna walk around with a bunch of heavy quarter rolls, then I am happy to give them to you" and then all of a sudden they are able to pay with card or app or smaller cash.

SIGH.
ladyelenawf 22 points 1y ago
When I worked for an eye doctor, folks always used Ins, HSA/FSA, or credit/debit. So we kept like less than $50 in the till for copays.

So I always played the idiot and acted like they were getting a gift card. "Oh, how thoughtful! You're getting a gift card today? So the change from that $5 repair kit is going to it? For a family member or friend? How would you like me to fill it--... What do you mean? You don't want a gift card? Well, I only have $20 on hand. How else are you getting your money back?"

With particular shitty customers, "So glad you got an eye exam and new glasses! Now you can see we aren't a bank! 😂😂 I thought it was funny, why else would you think I have change for $100?"
philosopher_cat_lady 10 points 1y ago
I usually explain to customers that I keep my $20's in a lockbox. Sometimes customers will ask why I can't break a $100 bill. Sorry, Starbucks doesn't want to lose $20 bills if we ever get stuck up one day by a robber. Just carry smaller bills.
philosopher_cat_lady 1 points 1y ago
That is hilarious
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 8 points 1y ago
I'm sorry that happened to you! They really be trying our lives at work
wildaloofrebel55 25 points 1y ago
When I’m on DTO, especially because I’m new, I ask the customer to look at the screen and make sure their order is “juuuust the way you like it!” or “aaaaabsolutely perfect”.
uwumoment 20 points 1y ago
had a dude ask for cookie crumbles on his ribbon crunch frapp. i had to explain we have been out of cookie crumbles for the past week. he cuts me off and yells at me saying “i cant hear you, just take it off of my order.” i am confused because i tried to be nice to him so since he couldn’t hear me i decided to loudly talk about how entitled and rude some customers are to my coworkers :P
lewabwee 18 points 1y ago
My favorite is when you ask if they want milk or cream for their coffee and you somehow know they want either milk or cream for their coffee and they tell you they don’t want milk or cream for their coffee.

Then they get to the window and they’re confused as to why there’s no milk or cream.
MemesandSpeech 25 points 1y ago
CUSTOMER: "i want my coffee black."

\*hands him pike\*

Customer: "Where's your creme and sugar at?"

**SO THAT WAS A F\*CKING LIE! -\_-**
lewabwee 21 points 1y ago
“I want a black coffee with three sugars and four creams.”
MemesandSpeech 7 points 1y ago
And I want a raise and higher tips my dear customer! But we can't always get what we want - What I want to say at times.
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 5 points 1y ago
Lol I keep getting those I hate it so much
Firan25 1 points 1y ago
I think they do that cus they just want to add the extras themselves and don't trust you'd get it right.
goldqueen287 1 points 1y ago
Literally will get people ordering black coffees and coming back to the handoff station to hassle baristas for cream and sugar
jams1015 16 points 1y ago
Dude, imagine if we could Soup Nazi our customers.

"No matcha for you, 2 weeks!"
cpv_91 1 points 1y ago
I think this literally everyday!!
MemesandSpeech 14 points 1y ago
Pshh that's why I feel attacked & annoyed when my barista's tell me "to repeat back their order" when on register cause I made a mistake.

Like nope! The customers are making the mistake by having their headphones on and blindly agreeing to etc. without completely hearing me.

Me: "So you want a GRANDE ICED chai tea latte with almond milk, correct?"

Customer with headphones paying with card: "Yea"

\*5 mins later\*

Customer: "OH NO! I said I wanted a Venti Iced Matcha Green Latte **at the register**"

I swear there should be a rule where customers have to remove their headphones when entering and have money already in their account if paying by the app.
blobinsky 12 points 1y ago
little do customers know if you hit your barista with that “omg I’m so sorry, I messed up when i was ordering, could you please…” we will do ANYTHING for you
deeciphered 2 points 1y ago
Literally. Say the word please and I will do anything you ask.

Thank me and I will be grateful for life.

Acknowledge me at the window and I'll be delighted.

I don't expect tips from customers or insane degrees of kindness. If you're just nice about asking for a remake especially if you admit that you made a mistake I'm honestly happy to remake it for you.
Honey_girl_ 9 points 1y ago
Yesterday I had a family walk in while I was on reg. The husband orders a venti strawberry açaí refresher. My barista brings it to the counter while the rest of the family deliberates. The wife orders 2 venti SAR+L. Okay. The kids order tall creme fraps. Of course I ask if they want mods to any of the drinks. We hand all 5 out & all of a sudden there’s a problem. They only wanted 2 refreshers, both with no ice & they want a refund. It’s entirely MY fault tho /s.

Can’t wait to get my free degree & duck out.
New_Consequence_5184 7 points 1y ago
I literally had a mobile customer today who grabbed two of her 6 drinks, pulls them out, and says "I ordered these iced". I look at the sticker, go "oh you must have just forgotten to press rhe button, I'll remake those for you" and she says "I definitely ordered them iced" in THAT tone.
Are you kidding me lady? Look at this STICKER! Do you see ICED there at all????
meowmeowvivian 2 points 1y ago
I had something similar with a woman who said she ordered her mango dragonfruit without berries. Looked at the sticker and told her the modification wasn’t there so it’s made to standard and just told her to press “no berries” next time on the app so we don’t have to remake it/take up more of her time. She was super rude after and basically made me feel like an idiot (even though the sticker says it all). If she was nice I would’ve let her have both but she was rude so I told her I’d make her a new one and dumped the one with berries in the sink right in front of her. Be rude if you want, but I will end this with how petty I am.
wildaloofrebel55 6 points 1y ago
When I’m on DTO, especially because I’m new, I ask the customer to look at the screen and make sure their order is “juuuust the way you like it!” or “aaaaabsolutely perfect”.
deeciphered 4 points 1y ago
Can I get a grande frap.

Sure a grande Caramel frap.

And then they'll get down to the window and will be like "that was a venti"

Uhhhh. No. It wasn't. I clarified this with you before you got to the window. And then checked before you paid. And only after you paid for the grande and I'm handing off the drink do they act shocked.

And we're required to act stupid. To make the moment right and tell them that it's our bad we messed up and didn't hear right or typed it in wrong or weren't listening or whatever. The excuse doesn't matter as long as we make it clear that we are entirely in the wrong.

Like seriously no wonder the customers tend to think we're all idiots. Whenever there's the slightest problem we make it clear that we are in the wrong and fix it no matter what. Even when we're clearly being scammed.
sleppybebble 5 points 1y ago
Even better when they order a tall, and you hand them a tall, and they say "No, I ordered a tall, this is too small" LIKE. IF U DON'T KNOW THE RIGHT NAMES FOR SIZES JUST SAY YOU WANT A LARGE. People being so fucking confident in their own ignorance is what really gets me.
deeciphered 3 points 1y ago
If people don't seem to get our sizes I just tell them feel free to say small medium or large. It's a lot better to have them know what they're ordering for things to be clear than for them to be confused and for us to have to remake their drink. I am not personally invested in getting them to use the starbucks words for things.
sleppybebble 2 points 1y ago
oh yeah no same, I'm talking about when they confidently order a tall at the register only to be confused when they then get a small at bar. I'm not going to correct someone if they just ask for a small
New_Consequence_5184 4 points 1y ago
Our SM is now having us have them pull around so we can refund the grande drink and charge them for a Venti XD. You'd be suprised how many change their tune immediately if you say you have to charge them for the upgrade.
MemesandSpeech 3 points 1y ago
Pshh that's why I feel attacked & annoyed when my barista's tell me "to repeat back their order" when on register cause I made a mistake.

Like nope! The customers are making the mistake by having their headphones on and blindly agreeing to etc. without completely hearing me.

Me: "So you want a GRANDE ICED chai tea latte with almond milk, correct?"

Customer with headphones paying with card: "Yea"

\*5 mins later\*

Customer: "OH NO! I said I wanted a Venti Iced Matcha Green Latte **at the register**"

I swear there should be a rule where customers have to remove their headphones when entering and have money already in their account if paying by the app.
robinbrauer22 1 points 1y ago
Had a guy come in yesterday, looks behind me at the urns and orders a venti black Pike. I pour the coffee, put a lid on and hand it to him. He looks down at his cup confused, starts to walk away. Comes back, cuts off the lady behind him and looks at me angrily to say “you gave this to me black. Y’all don’t add anything to it?” I was dumbfounded. Literally speechless. Just stared at him until my words came back and asked, “what do you want to put in it?” Then he replied “you know what, never mind I have what I need at home”. Stay home, my dude. STAY HOME.
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
I don't know what they think "black" means. And literally most of these people would say "just a tall pike" and when you ask them if it's just black they'll be like no. Like tell me what you want!!!
danajvnelle 1 points 1y ago
green tea can sound a lot like venti sometimes
Fatkidsid09 [OP] 3 points 1y ago
Yeah but I said "regular latte"?
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