Why did I instantly see that as a cheese danish shoved into a grande nitro

Remember when *presentation beverages* were a thing?

What’s an ass-drink?

Who is she

This is what the cold brews should look like! Beautiful!

HOT

And then the customer says there’s too much cream and you have to dump it :,)

👀👀👀

The ***CASCADE!***

Damn, who is she

You’re awesome! I would kill to get this. They always come stirred for me :(

Can I get a stir stick?

This is what I imagine looking into Jupiter would be like

It annoys me to no end when I present such a thing of beauty to a customer and they pull a face and say, "I wanted it stirred." Just a solid light brown. No pattern, no drama, no artistry. People are so pedestrian (pedestrian meaning "lacking inspiration or excitement; dull.") Especially when it has a vsccf topping and they want that raft of white intact but the beverage underneath stirred. I have to admit that I rage dumped it and remade it in the customer's presence. God forbid a drop of actual unadulterated coffee touch their stupid dull pedestrian tongue.

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