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Full History - 2021 - 08 - 09 - ID#p12p7k
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These tiktok drinks are getting out of hand... (i.redd.it)
submitted by MoistSupreme_
Dis_Nothus 240 points 1y ago
“Hi! Can I please get a v̴̝͇̠̲̗̑́̈́͑͛̈́̏̅̈́̆̈́̚̚o̵̯͙̥̻̹͇̥̫͐͌͝͠i̸̼̞̲͉͈͋̆͛̓͘͘͜͝d̷̦͎͉̝̖̪̥͔͔̲͓͋̈́̈́͊͋̏͗͂͌͝? Thank you so much!”
philosopher_cat_lady 24 points 1y ago
How did you make that graphic?
Dis_Nothus 27 points 1y ago
It’s called zalgo, if you Google it there’s generators and you can just copy/paste like standard text.
SyerenGM 14 points 1y ago
𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥.𝐰𝐭𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐮̶͚̻̻͆̾̚𝐬̶̢͚͙͛̓͊𝐞̶̝͇͔̈́̾͐
MadBismarck 96 points 1y ago
I wish Cthulu would stop mobile ordering from our store 🙄
tippinfedora 68 points 1y ago
Ah. Toxic sludge with whip cream. That’ll be $15 please!
mylesayee 36 points 1y ago
i’m not even sure what i’m looking at 😭
madamesoybean 35 points 1y ago
That Alien 👽 Karen is the worst!
chamorrobro 29 points 1y ago
When the secret menu recipe involves a summoning ritual 👀
philosopher_cat_lady 25 points 1y ago
It sucks when customers expect me to speak Klingon
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[deleted] 12 points 1y ago
I said I wanted it hot ...
heartashley 12 points 1y ago
I hate that I laughed so hard at this. Thank you 🤣
forsakenpancake 12 points 1y ago
W t f
mavienight 9 points 1y ago
But what is it I have to know
MoistSupreme_ [OP] 17 points 1y ago
Well, the printer just absolutely glitched out and started printing random text during peak, stressing the people on bar out. So once things died down, I decided to have a bit of fun and make something cursed to go with it. It's grande iced lemonade with milk, placed inside a venti cup of matcha water, inside a trenta cup with dragon fruit dust water, with whip and puree.
mavienight 5 points 1y ago
Super cursed, well done
sparkytheboomman 1 points 1y ago
Wow... I’m very impressed.
Zero1Sixx 7 points 1y ago
…..I wanted that decaf…..😂
Brgnbo 5 points 1y ago
LMAOOO I didn’t even read the label and was trying to figure out wtf was happening with that drink. I was like how did they even manage that
alteredrealityz 4 points 1y ago
cursed secret menu item
RoccoSteal 3 points 1y ago
Looks like a drink from the sewer where someone also bled to death?
Ashemodragon 3 points 1y ago
What even is that? Also is there a reason why parts of it (look to be) separate in different cups?
jowens8798 2 points 1y ago
You drink this and will experience seven rings of hell
Bryancreates 2 points 1y ago
Ahh, the days when the printer interface would decide to end it all and print 2 miles worth of code and waste all your print product but youd need it to finish so you gotta deal with it.
bebwekitty 2 points 1y ago
what the fuuuck
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ItsAWildFelix 1 points 1y ago
On GOD 😭 if I have to make another one I’ll cry
Ash-Rose- 1 points 1y ago
Why the double cup though? Can people really not handle holding a frappichino without a second cup 😂 think of all the plastic that wastes 😅 just ask for a napkin lmao
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