Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Me: Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! Can i get a name for your order? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by n_austin_03
Customer: Yes, can i get a caramel macchiato venti.
Me: yes ofc! can i get a name please?
Customer: oh yeah i’ll get that iced.
Me: sure thing. can i get a name.
customer: nope that’s it.
me:
Me: yes ofc! can i get a name please?
Customer: oh yeah i’ll get that iced.
Me: sure thing. can i get a name.
customer: nope that’s it.
me:
gazely_stare 64 points 1y ago
Sounds like you met a customer named "Nope."
n_austin_03 [OP] 34 points 1y ago
“Hi *Venti Americano with light cream* what can i get started for you today?”
8ultaoreune 47 points 1y ago
*10 seconds later*
customer peeking over glass to talk to barista on bar: my name is ___ btw they didnt ask 🙄
customer peeking over glass to talk to barista on bar: my name is ___ btw they didnt ask 🙄
FfierceLaw 20 points 1y ago
That’s when they get “striped shirt” or “floral blouse” on their sticker. Our customers are so basic it’s hard to come up with descriptions. Maybe I’ll break down and put “basic as hell” on a sticker one day
sten45 9 points 1y ago
NNG (no name given)
goldqueen287 8 points 1y ago
That happened to me two days ago. I was so in shock
sunshine320159 7 points 1y ago
That’s why now I’ve started saying what’s your name instead instead of can I. I don’t know what’s the difference but it has a better success rate for some reason lol
KindnessYoga 1 points 1y ago
I just want to ask what their favourite colour is
n_austin_03 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
they’ll say VentiBrownSugarOatmilkShakenEspresso
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