I had one order a tall green tea lemonade with 14 pumps of classic 🤢

lately I’ve been having pink drinks sub heavy cream with 4 scoops of vanilla bean?? why

I once had to make 24 pump white mocha iced coffee. Half the cup was mocha.

The customers dont want real coffee anymore

Because McDonald’s ice cream machine is down.

“Here’s your cup of sugar with a splash of coffee”

Reminds me of the time Pam asks Michael Scott for coffee on The Office and he says "milk and sugar" and hands her a cup. And she drinks it and realizes it's really just milk and sugar 🤣https://youtu.be/H9DrxT5meE8 1:25

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another partner a few weeks ago made a venti pink drink with mocha cold foam. disgusting.

That’s so much sugar!!

Oh man...

We get this lady who comes in, and she orders a trenta Strawberry Acai, all base no added water, extra berries, 7 packets of cane sugar and 50 (fucking FIFTY) pumps of liquid cane sugar added in. As soon as im done shaking it and remove the lid, I hold my breath or else it's just sugar fumes.

I scoff at people at 6 am that are like
Customer- " ugh ill feel much more awake after I get some coffee"
Me- " what can I get for you today?"
Customer- " Can I get a mocha cookie crumble Frappuccino "
Me- 😐

Sometimes people have to start their day with a bathroom blowout

... because they're wankers

I just made a short green tea latte with 14 scoops of matcha 💀

had someone get 16 pumps of caramel AND classic in an iced coffee this week......like just drink some syrup why don't you

All I do at work is silently judge customers. It's one of my only joys 😆 I like vscf but people don't need to put it on EVERYTHING 😅

How about a venti hot chocolate with 15 raspberry? (Back when we had raspberry)

My favorite is that their friend will get a VBF with caramel drizzle and they will make fun of their friend for not getting coffee. Like... you didn't get coffee either.

I have a regular who gets a Venti iced coffee with caramel, toffee nut, no classic, extra caramel drizzle, and sweet cream. Sometimes a barista puts classic by accident and she has the audacity to say it’s “too sweet” lmao.

I always think to myself “Just say you don’t like coffee”

Trenta green tea with 27 pumps of classic

Tell me you don’t like coffee without telling me you don’t like coffee

I cringe when anyone orders a Frappuccino before 11 am

Customer here who lurks so I can make my baristas happy by learning through your experiences (hopefully that doesn’t sound like a brag. I really have so much respect for the hard work you all do for crap wages). I have to order half sweet on any drinks unless I just don’t order flavoring at all. I can’t imagine putting more than 4 pumps in anything, so 15 just sounds disgusting!

We have a guy who orders something similar. He came back saying there was "no coffee" in it one day... like yeah no shit the syrup takes up half the cup.

I had two grande green iced teas sub almond milk for water with 2 pumps of SF vanilla and two scoops of matcha. I can’t believe someone would want two of those 😷

That is fucking disgusting. Also, there will be very little coffee in that.

Especially when they get 10 or pumps of syrup IN A TALL CUP. HOW CAN YOU DRINK THIS… HOWWW

GROSS

They quit crack. This is their replacement.

We had someone come in and order at Trent a iced green tea, no water, 15 honey packets 🙃

extra sweet scream AND sweet cream cold foam??? huh??????

“…you want any coffee with your syrup today…?”

Hold up…..someone tried to order a strawberry and creme frappuccino without the cream. And when I say without cream I mean no whipped cream and no cream base but he didn’t want coffee…..uuuuuh what?

That makes me want to vomit.

Someone at my store wanted a venti passion tea with 14 pumps of liquid cane today

I swear some people order these drinks as a joke.

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