it's like the "try Starbucks new wake-up slap" meme from the onion a while back
FragrantWin96 points1y ago
I will never forget that meme.
amazing_redhead14 points1y ago
Make sure it's extra wet
[deleted]249 points1y ago
This is borderline pornographic.
IfuDidntCome2Party34 points1y ago
But did you see video of the Baltimore Chipotle Manager throwing scissors at a customer? Bet you can't just watch it once.
baseballgirl305 points1y ago
Baltimore always come thru !
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IfuDidntCome2Party3 points1y ago
It's all over the internet. It happened a few days ago.
I feel bad for the Chipotle employees. And there are people saying Nicole had the right to throw the scissors, hitting Antony Evans (Customer) in the shoulder.
Nicole (Chipotle Manager) is going to have plenty of time to have a time-out from now on.
StomachGullible146 points1y ago
Is there a GoFundMe we can donate to for this hero's defense/unemployment fund?
Royal_Concentrate_00 [OP]21 points1y ago
Not that I've seen. But it would be nice to do something.
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madamesoybean32 points1y ago
And you can pick from 3 wet rag colours!
Slightly_Caffeinated36 points1y ago
Matcha green, mocha brown or espresso grounds black 😍
WorthPrinciple704916 points1y ago
Also pink/purple tie-dye. They’re limited edition.
gazely_stare12 points1y ago
Can I get uhhhhh quat lemonade?
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How I feel sometimes ngl
bryceofswadia77 points1y ago
I doubt this happened how it is portrayed in the headline.
Royal_Concentrate_00 [OP]137 points1y ago
It's a misleading title but the mental image it creates is priceless
thechrismonster73 points1y ago
Sanitize that bitch!
Royal_Concentrate_00 [OP]55 points1y ago
I hope it was a drenched one straight from the bucket!!!!!!
angeryacorn14 points1y ago
The smack that would create… legendary
HamburgIar_13 points1y ago
Hope the bucket hadn't been changed in so long the timer was counting up.
Swiftshadow6661 points1y ago
I forgot those timers were part of the job (quit years ago) until the other day a coworker who I worked with there reminded me of the time I set them to Ll go off 15 minutes after openers arrive and scattered them through the store. I do miss the good times I had there.
RocketGirl42555 points1y ago
2nd thought... I believe the employee! I hate that sbux believes the customer first! Show me the tape!
Hot_Instruction_787749 points1y ago
I’m not saying they were right but I do understand.
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Its a mood. Lol.
lewabwee24 points1y ago
I’m pretty sure the customer is lying. That’s obviously not 100% guaranteed to be the case but I would imagine it to be so.
That being said while the fallout of the event is always going to be horrible for the barista I am, theoretically, not against bitter employees assaulting entitled whiny customers with wet rags.
looker00923 points1y ago
Adults are often worse compare to teens and we are near High School and from time to time have to act as parents. If Barista smacked him in the face with wet rag, good for him.
I swear to god, the dude who did this trained me on reg. I trained at a different store before going to my real one so I never saw him again after training week but I just know he was justified whatever happened.
Eyes_Of_Ibad_8414 points1y ago
Now that there is funny!!
jonapoo12313 points1y ago
Average day in a Philadelphia starbucks
RocketGirl42513 points1y ago
😂😂😂😂 OMG, I needed this laugh. I can't believe it and would never do it but I'd be lying if I haven't let my imagination get the best of me sometimes💯
A small price to pay for the thrill of giving it to a Karen
GIPPINSNIPPINS35 points1y ago
My cousin left Starbucks last week. (We work at the same one) She sent our manager her bitmoji of a bee and it said, “I quit and I’m not finding people for my shifts.” 😬 I feel really weird going back now because they know we are related, but I love my job.
NothingToSeeFolks5 points1y ago
*he
csaine5 points1y ago
Thank you!
shikiP10 points1y ago
He walked away with bruises and a black eye..i mean even if he did toss a rag she came over the counter and started punching him lmao..sort of bad..
Jew_34 points1y ago
And he got fired.
VictoryLanex17x10 points1y ago
My soul felt a touch happier reading that headline.
Cheef-Queef8 points1y ago
I’d love to dip some of the customers heads into the sanitizer buckets until the bubbles stop
daisyemoji6 points1y ago
So the customer gave him a black eye… and he gets fired and she gets an apology from the company…
Royal_Concentrate_00 [OP]2 points1y ago
Seriously!?
devilsadvokate75 points1y ago
Y’all. This is the store down the street from mine. This is 100% what happened. She did hit the barista though 🤷🏼♀️
august4013 points1y ago
they think i'd bend down to the wet rag bucket and make my knees hurt cause we're not allowed to have sani rags on the counter? rather slap them with my own damn hand
sweet-seat3 points1y ago
not all heroes wear capes
Background_Lack_12702 points1y ago
Client: excuse me, I clearly asked for a tower of whip crea… 💥😵💫💦 Barista: towel whip!! It’s on the house, anything else? Don’t forget to tip!
Seth_RogansLaugh2 points1y ago
And I’ll do it again!
WeebQueenie422 points1y ago
This one lady used to order the double shot and would complain if it wasn’t the “right color” before she even tasted it. She’d literally just smack the drink right back down on the counter and tell you to remake it. Now she’s complaining to corporate that “her drink was taken off the menu.”
UnicornLlamaGirl1 points1y ago
I mean, as a regular Doubleshot/Shaken Espresso drinker, especially because I take it unsweetened I can usually tell by looking if it was made right. But I would still taste it first and politely let them know if it was wrong.
WeebQueenie421 points1y ago
I’m telling you, you could put her “wrong” drink and “correct” drink side by side and they look exactly the same
WingsofFlight2 points1y ago
How I feel sometimes. Remake it once? I can deal with that. But after twice? Yeah, this sums up how I feel.
whatisprofound1 points1y ago
The endnote on the article has me rolling
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