Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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someone got me mad… i squeezed too hard and my feelings were in here too (i.redd.it)
submitted by kysterrgreenbean
RoughEvidence 69 points 1y ago
Looks like a murder scene 👻
olivinemultichrome 62 points 1y ago
What it feels like when I’m doing dishes and find out the hard way that someone threw the panini knife into the bubbles
goldqueen287 31 points 1y ago
WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!?!?! I always get cuts from this
olivinemultichrome 22 points 1y ago
Idiots or sadists, I haven’t decided yet
3rudite 4 points 1y ago
Idiots I think.
ayrihanae 15 points 1y ago
Wait. It’s not a bagel knife? Are we supposed to cut the panini’s????
olivinemultichrome 7 points 1y ago
There’s a legit bagel cutter you can order, the knife is for display paninis
kayleeispunk 6 points 1y ago
Heads up, that’s a health code violation. Anything sharp in sinks is never allowed. 😬
olivinemultichrome 9 points 1y ago
Oh I know, getting my coworkers to actually give a fuck is the real problem. I’m one of the only ones who does dishes before they overflow the sink so I’m usually the one getting the pointy surprise.
joviante 26 points 1y ago
I THOUGHT I WAS ON R/ POPPING AND GOT REALLY SCARED
RedKamo 3 points 1y ago
💀
joviante 4 points 1y ago
it was only when i saw the instruction stickers that i realized it was sbux to but holy mother of fuck i almost shit my pants
YorkTownBratty 1 points 1y ago
Dude me too!!!
joviante 1 points 1y ago
i was terrified bro
ObnoxiousR 23 points 1y ago
Ill call it , the tampon frapp. Thanks.
PhenomenalPhoenix 11 points 1y ago
I was gonna say brain matter but tampon works too! Lmao
mattymcfly84 4 points 1y ago
r/UsernameChecksOut
itsnotbritneybitch 16 points 1y ago
This is your brain on Starbucks.
Any questions?
Any questions?
ObnoxiousR 1 points 1y ago
None.
slut4tajin 14 points 1y ago
dude i seriously thought this was some kind of gore lmao
Melodic-Cap-1805 12 points 1y ago
Aesthetic
YorkTownBratty 11 points 1y ago
I think that might be the wrong lid for the strawberry purée…the strawberry lids should be shorter and a little wider so the strawberry seeds and pieces don’t get stuck in the tip and that doesn’t happen.
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cashswan 8 points 1y ago
Oh my god yesterday I had a strawberry cream frappuccino on my left and the strawberry pump to refill on my right. I emptied the entire package of strawberry sauce into the frappuccino instead of the pump 😭😭
yeeet-haw-baybee 3 points 1y ago
excuse me u have a strawberry pump???
cashswan 3 points 1y ago
Yea!!!! Luckily the people here are still very simple with their orders. kids go crazy for the strawberry cream frappuccino and the adults love a good ol' coffee caramel. U can't imagine how satisfyingly easy the pump for strawberry is; so smooth and light 🙏🏻
yeeet-haw-baybee 3 points 1y ago
god i want that! i’m sick of pouring straight from the box and having to deal with the dribbles down the side and making a mess of the fridge 😵💫
KnievilK 6 points 1y ago
One barista one syrup ;)
Megaman3220 5 points 1y ago
Wait... Y'all have stickers explaining the process :0....
kysterrgreenbean [OP] 3 points 1y ago
lots of new green beans so it’s helpful
TheFriendlyFeminist 3 points 1y ago
You on sneeze, on ur menses
(Sorry)
(Sorry)
peachyyybabeee 2 points 1y ago
when they want extra drizzle
LadyBearJenna 2 points 1y ago
Starbucks new Halloween Frappuccino ™️
martinifather 1 points 1y ago
girl how you squeeze that hard😭😭
Gameb0i6 1 points 1y ago
Wtf is that? What did you squeeze?
kysterrgreenbean [OP] 1 points 1y ago
strawberry purée
Gameb0i6 1 points 1y ago
Why would you squeeze the box? It just pours out
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