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Full History - 2021 - 08 - 23 - ID#padvag

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What’s been your most ridiculous drink order. He comes in every Sunday 😂 (i.redd.it)

submitted by hhggggff

sydbey_ 200 points 1y ago

you have peppermint, raspberry, guava, peach, apple juice, honey, very berry AND strawberry refresher?? 😰

hhggggff [OP] 49 points 1y ago

This was a month ago 😅 but we do have honey and our strawberry refresher!

sydbey_ 55 points 1y ago

man even a month ago we didn’t have most of this stuff!! the strawberry comes and goes, though!

that_vondra 0 points 1y ago

I am sister shook by this as well

honeydreamgirl 67 points 1y ago

this is just a list of shit my stores out of lmao

joannamomo 52 points 1y ago

How on earth did this concoction come to fruition? Did he just hit all the buttons and decided he liked it?

hhggggff [OP] 29 points 1y ago

When we tell him we’re out of things he says he doesn’t really care what we put in there as long as it’s sweet and not coffee 😅

cancermooncrybaby5 45 points 1y ago

that peppermint is in there fighting for it’s life

hhggggff [OP] 25 points 1y ago

Okay, but we remade this drink and the peppermint stood out the most over any of the other flavors 😂

bryceofswadia 3 points 1y ago

Peppermint has a very strong taste and smell.

PrisonRiz 40 points 1y ago

Ok but the no scoop of strawberry is what's really getting me here. Like its already an abomination just keep the strawberry ffs

johnmarkowens 3 points 1y ago

They get soggy and nasty after awhile. I’m sure this is his gamer drink

hhggggff [OP] 5 points 1y ago

Oh no bb that was his before church drink 🙈

Keyndoriel 31 points 1y ago

"Hi I'd like a trenta everything in your refresher fridge"

[deleted] 8 points 1y ago

I'd like a Trenta bar matt.

Elliotisnotokay 1 points 1y ago

Omfg true 😂😂😂

shikiP 26 points 1y ago

how do you even pour this? wtf are the proportions? im thinking of how you add all the teas on the shaker cup..

hhggggff [OP] 50 points 1y ago

You measure that shit with your heart 😅

olivinemultichrome 17 points 1y ago

You know damn well he’s getting a pump of honey blend instead of that honey packet after all that.

YorkTownBratty 13 points 1y ago

So he gets all the things most stores are out of?😂

somerandomdude4221 10 points 1y ago

A TALL latte with 4splenda, 4 stevia, 4 raw sugars and 4 sugar. Ordered 3 of then on uber and then ordered more a week later....

hhggggff [OP] 4 points 1y ago

Nooooo! We have a regular come in and gets a venti pike with 14 sugars every morning.

[deleted] 1 points 1y ago

six shots, five brown sugars and two pumps of mocha.

enlighTAYment 7 points 1y ago

That reminds me of when I was a CHILD and I mixed every soda at the soda fountain.

johnmarkowens 3 points 1y ago

Suicide is what we called it I. The 80s

[deleted] 1 points 1y ago

Thank you for making me feel old lol.

megs1288 7 points 1y ago

They call this the “just fuck me up”

cancel94 7 points 1y ago

Mango dragon fruit, trenta, no water, 10 classic, 10 honey blend, 10 raw sugar, 10 dragon fruit inclusion

hhggggff [OP] 7 points 1y ago

WHY

cancel94 11 points 1y ago

We actually asked him and he said "cuz it taste like drugs did"

hhggggff [OP] 8 points 1y ago

PFFFT STOP

cancel94 6 points 1y ago

at that point, I don't even mind making it. At least the man was honest.

cpv_91 2 points 1y ago

That just nasty 🤢

SelloutDude 7 points 1y ago

I would charge for everything on that list. It should cost $25

MrFrequentFlyer 6 points 1y ago

This is why stores are out of stock 😂

cdog141 6 points 1y ago

What a twat of an order.

frappeyourmom 3 points 1y ago

You could probably just scoop a trenta cup of the crap in a clogged cold bar sink into a cup and please him.

bumblebuzzed 2 points 1y ago

love how he adds EVERYTHING and then “no scoop strawbry”

Mirellazoe 2 points 1y ago

Ah so this is why we’re experiencing shortages! cool cool cool

Snoo_88059 1 points 1y ago

He just wants to feel something, anything

nerdyoats 1 points 1y ago

We have a regular who gets a blended strawberry acai lemonade with extra extra extra ice. It makes the WORST sound in the blender.

Another regular who always gets a extra dry triple espresso macchiato with three raw sugars. Not the most insane or ridiculous order but it can be a pain since he's picky about how dry the milk foam is. But he's very nice so i never mind remaking it.

[deleted] 1 points 1y ago

Just walk over to him, set the cup down and go: "nope; we're outta all of this, all the time, for ever".

[deleted] 1 points 1y ago

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nyackitoff 1 points 1y ago

Oh so THIS is where those shortages are coming from 🤨

(/j)

poopylilbutt 1 points 1y ago

I call BS on this

hhggggff [OP] 5 points 1y ago

The first time he came in I got so irrationally angry taking the order that I made another barista make it because I refused lmao

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