Iced passion tea, no water, no ice, light tea, and extra foot up your ass. 😂

Nothing! Why do people come to Starbucks when they are on a diet or want something low anything! Also this person just named our whole menu wtf lol

Mf’s out here thinking Starbucks is a grocery store

When someone comes in and says this I say that I don’t think there’s anything we can make that’ll actually taste good because literally everything they give us is packed with sugar, wheat, dairy, and every other allergen and dietary restriction. I want them to know we are not at all the super inclusive coffee shop, we are in fact the coffee equivalent of McDonald’s.

Edit: of course I have to say it like “oh my gosh I’m so sorry I really don’t think we have anything like that….. but here’s what I suggest to do at home…. I’m so so so so so sorry again….. have a good day!!”

"Ma'am/Sir, what we do have is depression and anxiety because you basically named off everything in our menu that you don't want."

My issues isn’t even that they come to Starbucks on a diet but that when you tell them their options they don’t want it and just end up getting a frap with nonfat milk and calling it a day.

A cup of almond milk with sugar free vanilla? Idk man they should just go get a diet soda or something, Starbucks can’t help anymore

A recommendation to go literally anywhere else 😬

Idk why people who are trying to be healthy even come to Starbucks honestly, unless they’re cool with black coffee or tea with nothing in it, which they almost certainly never are

Urnex.

A cup of ice, a napkin, and a sriracha packet

"the name of a restaurant better suited to your diet"

Decaf sugar free vanilla latte w/ non-dairy milk? Not sure if thats keto

We have the exit ✌🏽

"I don't have to say it. You did. What size would you like?"

A glass of milk, you have your choice of 9 different milks
Oops, dairy! I guess you could choose from our plant milks

The door

Chickpea box?

Water

"Tall cup of room temp unshaken freshly opened almond milk take it or leave it."

Maybe a coffee shop isn't your what you're looking for

Air. We have air.

Water with inclusions? And don't forget to charge as a custom tea.

Agua

Ice water

BOILED EGGS (in the protein boxes)

Literally had a lady come in today asking if Frappuccino’s had any artificial sweetener & exactly what it was & etc. it gets to the point where i tell people I’m not a dietician, google it. Like why are you even here???

before i quit i would have so many people that came in asking for keto, that i actually had an answer for them. i just suggest the pink drink with heavy cream and i haven’t had a single complaint

Why are they asking Starbucks of all places for any of this?

Air ? Lol people kill me !! Why do they come if they want anything you guys offer sigh

Cup

Decaf

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Give them a cup of heavy cream and be like here you are it’s plenty of Keto and if you want flavoring then we have sugar free vanilla.
*Smiles*

Hot ice

Napkins ma’am… they are also gluten free and compostable

"well, we could add fruit inclusions to water so that you actually can pay us for wasting our time"

Air.

cafiza tablet frappe

Ice. A cup of ice.

Whoever started the whole secret menu bs. Its going to be trialed in the BoH, found guilty of anti-SBUX behavior and sentenced to be shot in the head.

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We have kids smoothies and juice in the fridge. Enjoy your apple juice you picky b*stard.

I'm honestly trying to think, what drink can you buy from the grocery store that even fits those parameters?

Water

A glass of milk or non-dairy alternative marked up 7x over retail, and at any temperature you like!

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Or Apple Juice. The lemonade is basically yellow sugar water.

Lemonade? Apple juice?

I'm really shocked that Starbucks doesn't cater more drinks to the low carb club. There's food items that are amazing for anyone doing low carb or keto, or, somewhat healthy. Just not on the drink menu without a million modifications. Heckin rude sometimes.