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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 08 - 28 - ID#pdlsxs
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When I’m on cafe bar I take off my glasses so I can’t see the faces of all the people staring at me. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Able_Ad2652
clee1221 40 points 1y ago
Stare back at them and assert your dominance; it makes them uncomfortable just as they’re making you feel;)
mothsoft 20 points 1y ago
ive tried this, in my experience they keep staring bc they have nothing else to do ): how do u proceed
howdudo 15 points 1y ago
first *intensify staring*

then say "how are you today. no really. how *are you.* you can tell me."

then tell them you "really appreciate them so much"

then ask them what their name is, where they work, and what they are doing outside the house
mothsoft 6 points 1y ago
thank you, will tell you how it goes✨
cherrythot 7 points 1y ago
Next ask them for their social security number and those three funky little digits on the back of their credit card!
BatWeary 19 points 1y ago
My glasses were broken once and I had to take them off. Apparently I looked really mean because my ssv told me people thought I was glaring at them 🥴 for once I wasn’t, just totally blind lmfaoooo
blue-haired-barista 12 points 1y ago
When people at the DT window watch me make their 7 frap order I smile and wave, it usually makes them uncomfortable or they wave back, either way it's a win
_abbycadabby_ 3 points 1y ago
I love it 😂 gotta remember that...
TheDoubleDan 9 points 1y ago
When I'm on bar, I don't wear a headset so I can't hear the ridiculous orders constantly pouring in. Keeps me way more calm.
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sofso 3 points 1y ago
Whenever we're behind an order or more (and I can't possibly be making drinks in advance anyways), I always turn my headset off and just keep it on so I don't get yelled at.
wanderer1522 1 points 1y ago
Sounds like a good way to waste product because they add something at the end up that messes up whatever progress you made with it so far 😂
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nioyakult 7 points 1y ago
i say “HI!!!!!” and wave lmfao they usually get uncomfortable and go sit down or step back😊
darkwolf523 1 points 1y ago
Bruh move there
cherrythot 3 points 1y ago
If someone stands there staring at me I usually stare back, and if they don’t stop I ask them if there’s anything I can do for them.
darkwolf523 2 points 1y ago
Nah just have a staring contest
darkwolf523 2 points 1y ago
Just have a staring contest with anyone that stares at you
Illpainturfampmme 1 points 1y ago
I also remove my glasses. Partially due to the stares and partially because they are annoying when I chew food
sydbey_ 1 points 1y ago
this made me laugh out loud
stealingsight 1 points 1y ago
if i suspect customers are watching i go into flow state. if i suspect my SM is watching i have a seizure
TheOnlyNewKyler 1 points 1y ago
Genius tbh
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