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Anyone else get a bad box of Java chips? They're either all rocks or one big hard chocolate bar. My whole shipment looks like this and I don't have any normal bags left 😬 (i.redd.it)
submitted by TheActualFridge
Saradigm 292 points 1y ago
Java chip no longer available, now offering the Java chunk
snarky_fireball21 92 points 1y ago
Double blend the crap out of those. Though...I wouldn't be upset if I got one of those in my drink. That make my day, weirdly enough lol
Sarahthelizard 13 points 1y ago
I was gonna say, I've gotten these and we were told to smack 'em and double blend.
King_Spamula 4 points 1y ago
Or when making a Java Chip or Moka Cookie Crumble, fill it half way with Mocha frappuchino, drop one big chunk in, and cover it up with the rest of the frappuchino.
snarky_fireball21 1 points 1y ago
That is an evil plan and I am 100% here for it!
ricardimus 58 points 1y ago
I want that, I hope this happens to me. I’ll take these rocks over any diamonds. THESE ARE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS
hctiB_bmuD 43 points 1y ago
I remember making a joke about us having to make each individual java chip when it was on a shortage... this is too soon
badtz_maru_666 26 points 1y ago
I’ve noticed quality seems to have gone down a lot. So much product I’ve noticed come squished, opened, or damaged in some way.
hctiB_bmuD 22 points 1y ago
Most likely because distribution centers are having hiring problems like us
Edit: spelling
Edit: spelling
goldqueen287 5 points 1y ago
Right? Half our lids have the sippy lid on the side/edge.
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zoiebugs 36 points 1y ago
You must live somewhere quite hot.
ShannyES 1 points 1y ago
This was my thought as well.
notstickytape 29 points 1y ago
Not java chip...
Not java chunk...
Not even java chonk....
...
JAVA CHUNGUS.
Not java chunk...
Not even java chonk....
...
JAVA CHUNGUS.
_stupefy 26 points 1y ago
time to get chopping 🔪 haha
uwumoment 25 points 1y ago
java chunk 😩
official_koda_ 19 points 1y ago
Barista? No. Archeologist? Yes.
Miyuki782 3 points 1y ago
I have a regular that is an archeologist. I bet he would know what to do with these.
official_koda_ 2 points 1y ago
I would love to ask one what dinosaur left these chunks behind
darkwolf523 13 points 1y ago
I thought that was something else
shikiP 12 points 1y ago
Wtf is this? This is a joke right...? It looks like the factory put chip ahoys in there instead of java chips lmfao..
TheActualFridge [OP] 17 points 1y ago
this is after we smashed it up lol, all of the bags are like giant chocolate bars
shikiP 5 points 1y ago
Wow. Hopefully they resume java chip shipments soon.. Do you just throw one chunk in each drink? Does it break easily?
TheActualFridge [OP] 10 points 1y ago
we're just not doing java chips today, gonna take the whole box and blend it shit outta them when we close
FruitPoopLoops 10 points 1y ago
Java nuggies
wickedrevenant 6 points 1y ago
Maybe chop them up a bit and then blend them into smaller pieces? I mean, they already go in the blender...
sofso 4 points 1y ago
I'm so sorry op, but this is hilarious.
verdeuce 3 points 1y ago
Make sure that gets called in to quality assurance
drinkliquidclocks 3 points 1y ago
Lmaooo how did production fuck up that badly 😂 I think I would cry laughing if I opened a bag and seen this
trousersquid 6 points 1y ago
Honestly they probably just melted in transit 🤷🏻♂️
maemac 3 points 1y ago
Java boulders
Razza_ma_tazza 3 points 1y ago
I won’t complain. I snacked on Java chips for a while since we didn’t sell them fast enough (kiosk problems) and they were about to go bad lol
SinisterThimble 2 points 1y ago
I'm so bummed not to have one of those to gnaw on right now.
kaiiic 2 points 1y ago
I would love to get one of those Java CHONKS in my drink 🤤
Pretend-Coconut-3767 2 points 1y ago
Java truffles
turpentinetears 2 points 1y ago
Omg no way 😅🥲
CakeResponsible 1 points 1y ago
Ours turned to a solid block a couple of summers ago because of the heat in BOH lol
Final-Course9830 1 points 1y ago
Nope, but basically all of our refresher inclusions have been bad for the past 2 weeks
BabySlitherking 1 points 1y ago
Y’all have Java chips 😅😭😭
enlighTAYment 1 points 1y ago
Ours got zeroed out
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