my favorite was when a lady ordered a "mango dragonfly drink"

I’ve had someone ask for a spinach fetus wrap 😂

a lady came in and ordered a strawberry ikea with a straight face and the partner on reg and i had to go to the back for a quick chuckle lmao

I accidentally said “with an add shart” when repeating an order back in cafe instead of “add shot”... bless the customer for either not hearing or just going right along like it didn’t happen. I was so embarrassed.

This made my shift a lil better omg tysm for letting me read this

I was handing out a cake pop to a mom and her (like twelve year old) daughter while on DTR and accidentally said, “and here’s your chocolate cock pop!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

I posted about it before, but coworker on reg misheard “tall black eye” as “tall black guy” and some three’s company level laughs were had.

I swear a guy comes through every week at my store and says mango dragonfart

someone came in today and ordered 2 "tai cheas" 🤔

died laughing at “tomato maserati panini” last week. the customer didn’t even know why we were cracking up

Do you know how many times a day I hear “can I get the brown sugar oatmeal thing?” This is nothing 😂

I had a wan once ask me for and I quote a "vintage Carmen marshino" I took a second and was able to decipher, a venti caramel macchiatto but its my most memorable botched order.

I took an order for a starbucks doubleshot on ice (back when they were called that) and accidentally said "doubleshit on ice" when I repeated it back to them 🤣

I have a guy who comes in every day and wants a grande pike and asks for two packets of Sativa instead of Stevia, i laugh everytime and i’m pretty sure he has no clue why

My personal favorite was the time someone ordered the "kale and portable egg bites." I mean, I guess they are pretty portable...

In my first few weeks of working at sbucks I had a customer order bacon and groin egg bites with full confidence 😂

While on DTO I was taking a customer's 5 caramel ribbon crunch frappuccino order. They were all slightly modified and none the same. One had extra caramel and crunchies, another was almond milk and extra caramel crunchies layered in the cup with light whip, one had extra whip only on top and extra caramel, etc. I make sure to read them their order multiple times in order to avoid confusion and remakes. Ended up saying the words caramel ribbon crunch frappuccino so much it came out multiple times as caramel ribbon crunch crappuccino. Didn't even realize until I heard my partners cracking the fuck up. Freudian slip I guess. :P

Pike’s Peak

What is an under tow?

Strawberry Ass-y

I accidentally said “birthday cock pop” today…

my coworker used to call it a "naruto" and legit thought that was the name of it until another coworker (who had worked at a drive thru store previously) told him otherwise

An odd amount of people order the tai chi latte.

This reminds me when a lady tried to order "a Vanilla bean FAP-acinno" 😂😂😂

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Ventay

Caramel Blueray

I had a lady that would order “extra Cool Whip, extra Hershey.” Nota fumble on her speech, but I loved imagining opening the tub of Cool Whip and diligently spooning it on the top of her drink, and Starbucks carrying Hershey’s 😂

I once heard someone ask for a “strawberry acacia drink” and my boyfriend once heard someone ask for a tridenta strawberry açaí, pronouncing everything else correctly

White “mosca” lmao 🤣 (for all my non-Spanish speakers, mosca means “fly” (as in the insect) in Spanish)

I love seeing people's reactions at dto when they ask for dirty chais and I ask how dirty do you want it 😂 there is usually a pause on their side

I was repeating an order back to a customer and instead of "caramel Frappuccino" I said "faramel crappuccino"😭 I pretended like it didn't happen but saw that my coworker had to walk off the floor because she was laughing so hard.

Grandy

The bacon Gouda sandwich used to be called the “bacon artisan” sandwich and people would always order the “bacon artesian.”

My all time favorite was “ grand American 2 raw bereavement . With a bacon arts and cheese.” It was for his wife lolol so cute

Not nearly as embarrasing, but I've ordered a Venti Pizza a few times.

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And I haven't worked for the company for a few years now...

i LOVE when people ask for sativa in their drink instead of stevia 😭 i’m like GIRL I WISH LOL 😭😹

my customers love caramel machatos!

Ex ordered a banana butt bread

In 2012 my very first customer ordered a black eye and at the hand off I said "here's your brown eye sir" >.<

Tentra

The one that got me the best was when a customer ordered a panzerotti. Panini, she wanted a panini.

I remember I had a customer order a s'mores fappuccino once

One of my fellow partners had someone try to order the strawberry açaí as “strawberry a-coochie”

Had a lady yesterday morning come thru and say, "Can I get a grande strawberry ah-seeyuh.." then very confidently corrected herself and went "no, a strawberry akee refreshment tea?"
I had to turn my mic off for a second to laugh

Megan dragonfruit is the most misspoken drink name in my store. At least two or three every day

I caught myself almost entering "no fapp roast" when someone was ordering a cream base drink lol

One time I thought someone said their name was Fenis and I wrote it on the cup and I passed it off and my coworker was like he said his name was Felix

While on DTO I’ve said pop tarts instead of cake pops 😋 always throws them for a loop

Caramel Crapuccino

This is my favorite thread. I am SCREAMING

A doubleshit. A vintage Carmen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need more posts like this. I am dying laughing. This is one of the reasons I love this job. My favorite is “Mocha Coochie Crumble”.

“Megan Dragonfruit”?

i always fuck up mango dragonfruit & start it off by saying megan & then mumble my way through the rest. also one time i accidentally ordered a carmel ribbon crap… had a nice laugh through the speaker box at that one lol

Drink idea, caramel toe.

An undertow with caramel.


You'll have to pronounce caramel like caramel for it to be funny.

This green bean kept saying bacon gravy bites and I was trying not to laugh but she said it with such confidence I couldn’t correct her 😅

My favorite is when someone came through the drive thru and ordered a "grande caramel macarena" ... my second favorite is when someone came through our starbucks and ordered a "medium pepperoni pizza" lmfao... we are stationed in a strip mall right next to a pizza hut but it threw me off guard for a moment and then I had to turn my A button off so I could laugh for a while while my coworker finished the order 😂💙

It’s the “brown sugar oatmeal espresso” for me

Ran Au Chocolat rather than Pan Au Chocolat

Caramel Makiartio.

My fave so far?

Frappiicinno.

I always feel bad when i gently correct them.

caramel machitato 🥴

The amount of times people order a brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso is comical lmao

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In the UK we do Focaccias and I swear to god if I hear Foccashia or Foccia once more before my maternity leave I'm gonna go into fucking labour from laughing so much

I can't stop laughing at these! Thank you all!